Corrupt a Wish

Humans never tainted the earth since technology, and all of it's associated pro and cons, never developed.

I wish for wetware (similar to the matrix but nicer) to be a reality.

You get sweet wetware.... and then a virus!

I wish to be in Aus.

AfearpigUS , there you go !

i wish my phone would ring when i want it to

You're phone starts to ring you want it to but after a while it breaks down and starts to ring and never stops.

I wish the world was made out of duct tape.

The world is now made of duct tape. but that includes plants so we all have to resort to eating duct tape the rest of our lives.

I wish I could have a massage.

You get massaged by a ChoMo.


I wish Funyuns were never ending.

They are now never ending, but you shortly get sick of them and don't want them anymore.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

You now have gut ache

I wish my little soldier was 12".

You notice a midget poking you with his bayonet.

I wish I could be bothered to go and get another beer.

You go get that beer but there was something was in it making you pass out and when you wake you are in a tub full of ice.

I wish fire didn't hurt when you touch it

It doesn't. You have leprosy.

I wish I didn't work with so many eejit managers who all contradict one another..

now all the eejit managers contradict you

i wish i was at the folk festival with my friends

you get to the folk festival with your friends, a zeplin crashes on it.


i wish.

you wish but nothing happens

i wish my bed was already made

You're in bed to bad its of glass shards.

I wish i didn't have to work today

you do but i don't coz its still Sunday here

i wish i was at the gym

You go to the gym but quickly catches fire and everyone is evacuated out


its was sunday here too but I had to work

I wish I could play my ps3

You could play your ps3... (You have the ability to) but sadly it was crushed by an elephant riding a unicycle.

I wish nothing would go wrong with my wish.

Well to bad something goes wrong with you wish and now you are a sea monkey

I wish I knew how to juggle

you do but only your work commitments

i wish my car was fixed