Corrupt a Wish

the sun comes out and stays out , you can't sleep , you run out of sun block get badly burnt and then all the water evaporates and you die of dehydration

i wish the uk would get some decent weather for the summer

The UK gets decent weather for the summer. All three hours of it.
I wish I had gone for a nice long walk yesterday

You did, and the sun stayed out, thus combining your last 2 wishes, and giving you appalling sunburn.

I wish my bag wasn't falling to bits.

Your bag totally disintigrates

i wish i had something to wish for

You wish you had great skin like mine that hardly ever burns, unlike those lilypaste Poms who keep blathering about sunblock

I wish a certain uphimself invasive Artiste would evaporate.

they evaporate , but they condense again every morning on your window

i really do wish i had great skin ,that hardly ever burns unlike the lilypaste pom i am

you have great skin like newgabe but thats because you have been surgically grafted to him.

I wish it wasnt so hot where i live.

you move to the north pole

i wish the play festival site wasn't down

it isn't and you go to visit it, but realize it up! in space! and you can't breath...ECT

i wish i had mushrooms in my soup.

you do and have a really great trip unfortunately it lasts for 3 days and you get fired from your job


i wish corrupting wishes didn't make me so happy

You fall into a pit of depression after your last corruption and end up killing yourself with a spoon.


i wish i had some more coffee

you get so much that you burst just like a big coffee balloon.

i wish i had a job.

you get a job as a traffic warden , everybody hates you so you quit

i wish i'd slept better last night

you slept better last night. You're still asleep. You only dreamt you made this post. Nothing is reality, and you go insane.

I wish i had a belt for my trousers.

You remain grafted to me , now you can see how the other half lives


i wish newgabe would stop watching me , especially when i go to the loo

Newgabe remains grafted in a non attentive sort of way. Being a headstrong sort of person she barges around wherever she wants to, never noticing how often your head bangs on the door/wall/toilet cubicle.
I wish I had the energy to get up and clean my teeth

if you stop bashing me off of things i'll clean them for you

i wish i had some almonds

You have some almonds, unfortunately, after eating them, you discover they were originally sugared, but someone else sucked the coating off..and you spend the rest of the day feelnig a bit sick.

I wish I had a computer at home, and didn't have to go to the library every day.

you are evicted and have to move into the library

i wish i knew who sucked the sugar off my almonds

You know who; and now you feel REALLY sick.
I wish I liked the cold.

you do , but coz you live in Oz you don't get any (its saved for us lilypaste poms )

i wish i didn't have to pay so much tax

You don;t! In fact, Tax pays YOU......in pain!!!!


I wish this day was near get off work time.

it gets to 1 min before get off work time , then time stops and you are permanently trapped in that time


i wish i had £100 for every wish that has been corrupted

You get 100# of hairy man on top of you for every corrupted wish.


I wish for some salt and vinegar

You get them.. in your eye.

I wish for pancakes

You get them. Up your nose.
I wish my hot water bottle was ready.

It is ready ....ready to burst , which it does in your bed and you are badly scalded

i wish i knew why someone in Oz needed a hot water bottle

You find out that not all parts of Oz are hot all the time. This news shocks you so much your head explodes

I wish there was something I wanted.

You suddenly want to eat your own feet, and try valiantly, but quickly become disheartened. The experience is unpleasant nonetheless

I wish life involved more epic special effects