Corrupt a Wish

Try again - "innate ability to control every aspect" - that means it wouldn't take time to learn.

ok when flying you get spotted by people and are taken to area 51x for testing, you live out the rest of your days teathered to the earth!

You get a "happy ending" but realized it was meaningly sex with a stranger who tells you they have an STD.

I wish I was thinner.

you drop dead of a wasting disease 20 mins after the wish.

i wish food was tasty nutricious and non fattening

All food is tastey and non-fattening to you, But to all others it is extra fattening. All your friend become morbidly obese and die off one by one. Eventually you are the last person on earth.....But yer skinny


I wish i could teleport like Nightcrawler.

...straight into the middle of a brick wall.


I wish I could do psychokinesis!

Your wish is granted and everybody is happy. Then your tongue drops off.

I wish for a short piece of rope.

You get a short piece of rope, but it gradually grows up into a long piece of rope.

I want a nice, hot cup of tea, with chocolate biscuits.

The tea is scolding hot and burns your face off, the chocolate biscuits are mouldy and you can't leave the bathroom for 4 days straight.

I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her...

Granted, but you'll also have a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.


I wish I could get some hair dye that lasted longer than a fortnight...

you find some and it is super strong , it dyes everything skin, clothes all bodily hair and never washes out, it also gets stronger and stronger until you are one blob of colour.. you are also allergic to it and try to get tattooed back to your normal colour.. it doesn't work!!

I wish i had durbs' poi skills

You become Durbs.

I wish I could stay off the internet long enough to finish my essay on India.

i don't see that being a huge problem lol although i doubt he's want to be me!

India gets lost as soon as you finish the essay, and you get marked down for doing an essay on a country that doesn't exist.

I wish my sister would stop reading over my shoulder.

Granted but then everyone else in your family starts reading over your shoulder while your sister plays with matches and burns the place down.

I wish I have a 1968 shelby mustang in cherry red.

You get the car, but the company thought you actually wanted CHERRYS. So you've got a car covered in Cherry's and each one of them contains some type of explosive powder so if you touch it it goes BOOM and so does your car.

I wish I controlled gravity so I could squish my brother.

Granted, but seeing as you failed to specify a car it turns out to be a feral horse named Shelby born in 1968 and painted cherry red by some maniac.

Now, to buck the trend.

I wish for terrible, terrible things to happen to me.

Corrupt THAT!

You squish him but then everyone hates you for it and never talks you again.


I wish for a performing monkey that uses a guide pony.

I knew that'd happen eventually. . . .

You get the monkey, but it completely upstages you and you give up spinning and become an alcoholic.

I wish for a better rope dart.