Corrupt a Wish

you beome incorruptible and everyone likes you except every other incorruptible person, you'r the only one in thousands upon thousand of corupted people while the peole who didn't wish for incorruptibility and gained it naturally are all on an island somewhere partying.


i wish that we could all live in pieces.

Everyone falls apart limb by limb.....and by everyone i mean you and your loved ones. luckily you all fall apart in the same room, so you still have eachother.....too bad your head lands favce down in a mound of sand.....


I wish i was photogenic

you become photogenic and everyone wnats to take you photo including the paparazzi and you end up becoming some sort of celeb and ahve to live in hiding for the rest of you life, somewhere sandy.(with bad sand not good sand)

i wish not so many people wanted to take my picture.

People stop taking your picture and you are rubbed out of existance.



I wish i had TWO bagels

you have two bagels, but those pesky seagull nab em right out of your hand. the second seagull takes your hand with it..

i wish i had less essays to write.

you have less essays to write...because someones dog ate them.

i wish i didn't have to go tomorrow.

you dont have to go tommorow, as you develop agorophobia...and never leave where you are again.

I wish my dreads smelt nice.

Your dreads smell good enough to eat. And are eaten.

I wish I was not fail at wii.

nature takes it's course and you go to the toilet for a wee

I wish that potty humor wasn't crude.

Potty humour becomes main stream, and next thing you know.....2girls1cup is on daytime television (if you dont know bout the afore mentioned website....count your blessings)

I wish I never seen that movie.

you become me. Never saw the movie but heard much about it so you know not to watch it. Bad news is....well, yer me.


i wish for whirled peas

Potty humour isn't crude, all you friends love hearing about your digestive system, in fact they wish you would talk about it more often.

I wish the sky wasn't going to fall on our heads

hmm I knew I shouldn't have walked away and done other stuff before posting my silly post and potty humour...please ignore my last post and I will continue from Poje's post (post post post)

whirled peas is too hard and messy to achieve as I'm sure you know peas can only stand a certain amount of whirling before they splatter green moosh everywhere... can you make do with World Peace

I wish the sky wasn't going to fall on our heads

The sky does not fall on anybody's head. And then you explode.

I wish for an end to famein

there is an end to famein but lots and lots of famine.

i wish that people who knew that didn't.

they don't neither do you

I wish it wasn't raining right now so I could be playing in the park with fire!!

it stops rainging and when you go to practice you get hit by lightning, you die and it starts to rain on your corpse.



I wish........for a tissue

you get one but it's a snotty one.

i wish that i could be very profound

a pro extremely finds you and takes you under his wong. Tis ashame he's a pro failure.



I wish for some nuggets o' chicken

You develop tumours underneath your armpits, which upon closer inpection turn out to be benine Nuggets of chicken. MMMMM Loverly.....

I wish I could sing.

you can, but singing is outlawed because of it.

i wish i could buy one of those.

You get one as a gift, but its the wrong one. It ends up eating the flesh off of you over the next 5 months



I wish i had a toothpick jammed into my eye

you do but it turns out to be not as fun as you thought, oh and you die.

i wish bart was taller.

bart is taller, 9' 7". Now he is constantly bumping his head on doorframes.

I wish bart was a baller, I wish he had a girl with a phone (he could call her), I wish he had a rabbit in a hat and a bat..........

He was and did and somebody wrote a song about him. but then the world found out it was bout him and the paps went mental chasing him about the street. so he flashed at there flashes and got arrested.

I wish I could win that jackpot rollover on the euro millions

A jackpot rolls over you on euro millions.

I wish this thread would liven up again.

The thread livened up enough to start its own party, but the thread got soo drunk that everyone wrote anything anywhere and it became so out of control that the moderator had to call the police and the thread was lifted for disturbing the peace. that was the end of the thread as we know it.

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in britneys rehab clinic. for the craic

you get your wish but they have flyspray.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

Kazam you grow yourself a lovely flowing head of hair but to only burn it off playing with fire.

I wish I was david attenborough.

You instantly turn 80 odd years of age, and promptly die of shock.


I wish I had a pair of shoes that fitted.