Of course, you know a 4 syllable cat name's going to turn to 640 syllables when you're looking for the cat around dinner time, so you'll have to give it a short name too..
So Apostrophe's going to become:
a) Possy (beats standing at your front door yelling
pussy 
)
b) Appy (neighbours are going to think surely you could have done better than calling your cat Happy.. which you didn't..)
c)Phe, Phephe (A bit.. poodle.. but yeah.. poodle.)
d)Trophy (wot tha?)
e)Puss (what cats all end up being called anyway..)
And and! In the event that the cat does something naughty in the way of peeing say, on your bed- you can 'discover' it with a friend and throw the 'Apostrophe left a punctuation mark' line.
And Onyx, and Jasper, and Dog (Mot is rooting for "Woof") and soooo many of the other ones. He's not completely black - i'll put up another piccie later - but if we call him Midnight as joe suggested, we can call the other one Sunny like FireTom said - or vice versa which would actually be more entertaining, call the black one Sunny and the orange one Midnight 
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. 
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