Neon Shaolin's School Reports *Updated 16/08/07*

Just a little thread to start documenting my 'progress' in spinning since I cannot see people in person to have them tell me stuff like 'That's good/that's crap/what the hell are you wearing?' (also to show that I do actually spin instead of talking b*llocks abouts b*llocks)

I've no copy of any decent editing programe to make a decent stab at a nice video (whoever shouted 'Window's Movie Maker' deserves a slap <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" />) so this'll have to do for now...

Enjoy/laugh/fawn/scrutinise my wallpaper

DOUBLES!!!DOUBLESDOUBLESDOUBLESDOUBLES! *MY* Doubles.... (Added 14/03/07)
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Just me practicing stuff (Hence repetition *cough*)

NUMBER 2 (Added 02/04/07)
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A little video filmed at a Manchester HOP meet.

NUMBER 3 (Added 16/08/07)
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NUMBER 4 - NZ JC Renegade (Added 09/03/08)
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NUMBER 5 - Fire Promo (added 07/11/08)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQc-VTVtPaw

you need to go outside into the sunshine. You're such a pale boy. You need some fresh air!

Pale? You can hardly see me I'm virtually a sillouette!

But I guess you're right, I need to get some more sun. Difficult when you spend all day at a computer in an office during the sunshine hours... Makes you run screaming from your home PC when you try to do stuff like design t-shirts for people...

I'm going to try doing box-anti-spin buzzsaw tonight. You should try that, Mr box-anti-spin weave. go on, it'll be fun!

Shouldn't you be telling to get the hell on with your t-shirt? Not that it matters, I'm having a Charlie Kaufman 'Adaptation' moment...

I WILL try that tonight...

1) Tidy your room.

2) make things more visible. Damn silhouette videos are annoying.

3) Get a job. and windows movie maker

1) I gonna paraphrase a quote from that great piece of modern literature -
'All brilliant young men are slobs' (Aunt May Parker, Spider-Man 2002)

2) You're right, why would I wanna hide my extraordinary dashing looks in the shadows?

3) YOU get a job! One that doens't involve playing with your balls in front of foreigners...

Did you mention Windows Movie Maker?

since when was a movie considered literature?

Seriously, a more visible video would be cool. silhouettes make it hard to sometimes see which way you are facing and turning etc.

Anyway. only gays spin sticks nowadays. Balls are where it's at.

1 - Now you're just being pedantic...

2 - Turn up the contrast on your monitor

3 - I'm sure there's some symbolic, almost Freudian reasoning for that but I'm currently drawing a blank

I don't have a contract on my monitor. It hasn't angered me enough for me to want it dead... yet...

I think you need new glasses Ed...

Though it would be cool to hire a hitman to take out your computer monitor. Makes insurance claims easier...

Well, I think you rock

Let's face it... you're far better than strugz, who is old and past it.

However, how much do I need to pay to stop you cutting your dreads?

Can't you do something else for charity? Like naked staff? You can keep the silhouette, if you're shy

Can't be done, you'll have to re-imburse everyone who has already sponsored me AND pay the same amount to Comic Relief...

So give it up...

Naked staff? never gonna happen...

Staff in Drag...? Might be a possibility this thursday....

P.S. You DO know I'm only a year younget than Strugglez?

cooooool

wish I could do that..

What? Staff in Drag? I dunno, seems harder than it looks...

[lol, actually, i thought you were older... or the same age... it was just another pointless attempt to wind strugz up... never worry ]

'Cheeky Bint' for the former, 'Good luck with that' for the latter

So how long would you like to be waiting at the airport, exactly?

Get a room you two!!!