Let's head back to our Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for a sec, shall we?
(I swear I'm going to Hell for this...)
Old McDonald Had a Farm in my pants
The Itsy Bitsy Spider in my pants
Mother Goose in my pants
The ants go marching in my pants
Barber Barber Shave a Pig in my pants
Five Little Pigs in my pants
Dr. Foster in my pants (He was good, too!

)
Hot Cross Buns in my pants
Little Boy Blue in my pants (

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Old Mother Hubbard in my pants
Simple Simon in my pants
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater in my pants
Jack and Jill in my Pants
and my personal favorite:
The Cock Doth Crow in my pants