Simpson's qoute's - best of - futureama counts to,

ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,

there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...

dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch

here is my favorite simpsons qoute

" tastes like burning"

little ralphy after eating candle wax

"don't ask me, I'm just a girl"

"Lets make some cookies for the boys"

- Malibu Stacey, a role model for any young woman

this topic just reminded me that the new episode of simpsons is on in 5 mins.......ill have to watch it and get back to you on this....

'Exxxcceellent'
Monty Burns

"My cat's breath smells like catfood!" -Ralph

(It's hard to limit it to just one so I thought I'd pick a good one...)

oh while only one when there is just so many for ralph alown
i could fill a whole page with simpsons

"miss hoover my mums sez im not alowed to use sizzors"
"the children have a right to larf at you ralph these sizzors couldnt even cut paper"

"can't talk. coming down"

Lisa Simpson, after her Lizard Queen incident at Duff Park.

"DOH!" -Homer Simpson

How can any quote top a simple three letter word?They put it in the dictionary for heaven's sake.

"Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy" - Ralph

"No one can outrun a greezed scottsman!"- Groundskeeper Willie after finding Bart and Homer stealing grease from the school.

ralph, ralph, ralph. i love him

"sleep? yay! that's where i'm a viking!"

oh all my favourite quotes have gone TO TH RESEARCH LAB...........

Tennis

Ok, this one isn't really quoted by a character as such but I like it, so here goes.

Canyonaro

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. She blinds everybody with her super-high-beam, she's a squirral squashing - deer smacking driving machine.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
-- Homer Jay Simpson

Homer has all the best quotes

"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?”

“Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, it’s been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.”

“Here are your messages: ‘You have thirty minutes to move your car.’ ‘You have ten minutes to move your car.’ ‘Your car has been impounded.’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube.’ ‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube.’”

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes...wait a minute...Statue of Liberty ... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Homer: When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!.. D'oh!

Homer Simpson : Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

Marge:- "Have you been licking toads again?"

Homer "Well, I've not not been licking toads does that count?"

I'll be back tomorrow to add:-
"Man that is flagrantly false advertising"
(Otto walking out of Stoners pot palace at the start of the dinner party episode)

Homer:HELP ME JEBUS!!!!!!
Homer humming betovens 5th: Saxamaphone ....saxamaphone.
Ralph.I hear voices,they tell me to burn things.

"no beer and no tv make homer go somthing somthing"
"go crazy"
"dont mind if i do weehehehehe woopwoopwoopwoopwoop vvrrrpvvvvrpvvvrp"

still pondering, however ive been dabling in making my own equipment, so not meaning to step on the HOP shop, i might have to make the fire weapon of chioce for the winner....

good quality of course, i made myself a staff a day or two ago, and guess what i stink of keroseen,
hahahaha
the only catch, the toys will have an aussie coin or two on them,,, so if dis is good prize keep em coming but add toy of choice at bottom of post..
happyhunting
mythmitch lord of bright and fluffy...

HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE QUOTE PER DAY?!?!

I mean anybody can just cut and paste a simpson's quote website...

Well, My ONE of the day is:
From the guy who plays Mc. Bane when his daughter is dating Bart:
"We play Uno, I chase you with hose, it will be fun... (Bart laughs)... Lauging time is OVER"

Rules were made to be broken.

Or, if you prefer...

I never bothered to read them in the first place.

To atone for my crimes, I'll refrain from posting more of my -=prize-winning=- *cough* quotes for 4 days.

-Kev, "It's never only a game!"

all quote posted by anyone breaking the rules will be disqualified and forfiet on that day...

sorry guys rulles are rules
mythmitch

"Mmmm, Sacrilicious..."homer


have fun all, that's my favoire one.
-Rhys

BAH! Stupid competition.