Stupidist thing you've done lately?

i dont recommend staying awake for more than 24 hours. after 36, things get really c**p! the headaches are soooooo bad.

was playing pool last week and i missed the ball i was aiming at and the cueball bounced round the table hitting no other ball EXCEPT! bouncing off the cusion below me and hitting me in the 'spuds'

last stupid thing....slept through the second day of a festival!!!!

Just sleeping in general, what a silly waste of play time!

I shouted at a lady at work last Thursday. She was being really rude and snapped at me like I was a 5 year old, so I snapped back. I know I shouldn't have been so harsh though, the hot weather was getting to everyone that day making everything more intense. Now I have to sit next to her another 2 weeks. Plus she's a counsellor, that made me feel extra bad.

I don't think I could possibly mention it on a public forum...ahem!
but was a mother of stupid things.

hmmmm....ditto, I have come to the conclusion that I'm not too smart, I'm too accident prone, and I should spend the rest of my life in a padded room to avoid further stupidity.

i've been counting on being paid tomorrow for about two weeks...set up lots of things around it...

yeah i get paid on wednesday. whoops. next time i will look at a calendar instead of trying to WORK DATES OUT ON MY FINGERS.

I remembered something I did a while ago.
My Boyfriend works in a mobile phone shop in town, and he wears one of those magnetic name tags.
One day it went missing and we forgot about it so he ordered a new one.

A few months later, our cooker was making a funny smell- we thought it must be chicken fat from a roast, so I decided to clean the oven.
And guess what I found? yup, a deformed piece of plastic and metal at the bottom of the oven.
How the hell did it get there? Well this mistery was solved the following weekend.

The Boyfriend leaves his badge on the pine end of the kitchen counter next to the phone every evening after coming home. I was preparing to cook oven chips one evening.

I brought the oven tray over to the chest freezer and put it on the corner of the counter by the phone so i could use both hands and scoop up the frozen chips. Closed the freezer, picked up the tray and went back to the oven and began to slide the chips in, when something clattered onto the floor of the oven.

Thats right, his new badge had hitched a ride on the tray too.

Mistery solved - Stupidity discovered.

Lesson learned? Tidy up the counter first.

Both badges have been in the washing machine dozens of time too haha

Lately i keep making cups of tea and forgetting about them...

Spun around in circles while looking at the sky until i was really dizzy and then challenged my friend to a fight . . . i didnt win.

Jumped off a 15ft wall. It hurt but not as much as i thought it would.

TRIED to juggle knives. Lets not talk about it.

Honestly im not stupid im just really bored.

Eh, to you guys it'll seem freagin stupid... but last night I was doin a photoshoot with two girls and we did a picture of them both kissing me on the cheeks... and yea... I was extremely nervous because I really liked one of them and when they were done... i had to leave the room because I was so red... Heh... not exactly a big thing... but oh well

i winked at someone and crashed into a fridge while i was turning away...
yay for being unco

i tripped and fell UP some stairs the other day, my stupidity defies gravity

how the hell do u trip up stairs? did you slide up the wall and roll along the ceiling too? you're possessed

in her defence.....i too have fallen up the stairs (coming home pissed at 5 am) and knackered my knee for a week.

aaargh! was just ironing a top - topless obviously because i was ironing it. avoided the iron coz i didnt want to get burned.put it somewhere safe then leant across the ironing board to switch off the plug and burnt myself on the heat reflecting/retaining ironing board cover! ow

Juggling knives stupidity (spiderbaby) I know what you mean. I just hit myself across the knuckles with 'em....ow.

juggling clubs in my bedroom. Missed, hit CD player. I now have to put a paper wieght on it to keep the lid thing form opening. another day I hit it with some Poi...and broke the antenna off.

You think I would have learnt when i was juggling balls, hit my calculator (which is worht about $120 AU) and fell and lost all its memory.

I still havn't learnt, my roof is covered with balck marks and I still juggle and do poi in there.