#589329 - 12/07/05 11:44 PM
Waking up in odd positions...
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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So I woke in the middle of the night to find a wall to my left.
This is odd because the head of my bed is against the wall, but that's it. And it took me some time to figure that I was lying crosswise and twisted on the bed (it's Queen-sized).
Ever done this? The best I ever did was wake with my head down at the foot of the bed...immediately adjacent to my feet. (I'm flexible)
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#589331 - 13/07/05 12:12 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: squarexbear]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/01/04
Loc: Hastings
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Written by: squarexedge
i quite often find myself lying on my front...against the wall. kinda stuck to it.
this is probably something to do with my boyfriends sleeping habits (starfish doing dance drama)
 i remember you telling me about that *giggle*
I've woken up before tummy and legs on bed, torso hanging off.
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#589332 - 13/07/05 12:18 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: _Aimée_]
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Registered: 03/07/05
Loc: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
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My brother would always wake up upside down for no apparent reason. My cousin used to fall asleep on an upright vacuum cleaner as a toddler. aww bless!
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#589333 - 13/07/05 12:40 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: TinklePants]
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Macaque of all trades
Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
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i once woke up in a different room than i went to sleep in....that was scary as I was staying round a mates house.
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#589334 - 13/07/05 02:44 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Mynci]
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Still wiggling
Registered: 22/10/02
Loc: Belfast
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I woke up in a strange shape this morning too. All the covers were on the floor and I was on my back, sideways on the bed, with half my body hanging over the edge. Odd. But I've been having some rather vivid dreams of late too, so maybe I was running away. 
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#589336 - 13/07/05 02:51 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: _Clare_]
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Draco Iracundia
Registered: 11/03/05
Loc: Adelaide
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i've fallen asleep on my bed and woken up on the floor, without waking up when i've fallen/gotten onto the floor.
i hate it when i wake up and i've turnt around in my sleep, because i think i'm in my normal spot and i hit my head agains the wall, or end of the bed etc.
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#589338 - 13/07/05 02:59 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Gayle......!]
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fluffy mess
Registered: 08/04/05
Loc: Brighton
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fell asleep standing up once (long story) but was quite shocked when I woke up!
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#589339 - 13/07/05 03:02 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Old-User--17807]
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Insert Champagne Here
Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
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I went to have an afternoon nap for an hour. went to sleep with my head at the foot of the bed and my phone just above me...woke up 3 hours later with 7 missed calls on my phone. with my phone underneath me and my head on the pillow.
highly bad because i was an hour late to mee friends!!
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Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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#589340 - 13/07/05 03:09 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Rouge Dragon]
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Draco Iracundia
Registered: 11/03/05
Loc: Adelaide
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I have the problem of answering my phone and reading msgs in my sleep. Once i was very rude to Adya in my sleep when she called. I didn't even remember it. Often i have to check my phone in the morning for calls and msgs.
I've fallen asleep sitting next to a speaker. my friends were amazed.
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#589341 - 13/07/05 12:02 PM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: DragonFury]
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now comes with skydiving license
Registered: 14/06/05
Loc: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
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hahaha i was sleeping on a top bunk once and managed to get almost all of my body off the bunk in my sleep without falling off and one of my friends had to get up and push me back onto the bed......they told me in the morning because i hadnt woken up!!!
i woke up once curled up in this tiny little ball right at the bottom of my bed......that was kinda weird!!!
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#589343 - 13/07/05 12:38 PM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: _FSA_]
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veteran
Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: on the wrong planet
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I actually fell out of a bunk bed a couple of times without waking up. It's disturbing waking up looking a the underside of the bottom bunk 
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#589344 - 13/07/05 09:54 PM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: polarity]
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Its a bum with an afro...
Registered: 11/04/05
Loc: Newcastle NSW
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Hhaha, i once fell out of the bottom bunk, not the top hahah was a bit confused.... And i woke up one time fully turned around in my bed, like my head wher my head should be and my feet where my head should be.. and i even took my pillow with me ???? I also once woke up to find i had grabed my school shirt off the ground and put it on in my sleep... it was inside out and back to front, but hey i was asleep 
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#589345 - 14/07/05 12:03 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Bumfro]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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This morning's stunt was to wake up spread-eagled, but half on my side, on the opposite side of the bed from where I usually sleep, with the sheets spiraling up my left leg, around my waist, and down my right. (I sleep nekkid, just to complete the picture).
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#589347 - 14/07/05 01:07 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: DarthMeaux]
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overlord and maggot king
Registered: 08/08/04
Loc: heathmont, victoria, australia
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ive ended up disgonally off the end of the bed, head and torso on ground and nekkid white ass skyward on the corner of the matress. blankets on the other side of the room.
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#589348 - 14/07/05 01:23 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: kermit]
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comfortably numb
Registered: 08/07/04
Loc: The countryside
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Lol. Yeah I sometimes wake up in the night in weird positions and it's so disorientating!
I hate when you've slept on your arm and when you wake up your arm is numb, floppy and heavy and it's like you can't control it. That's freaky stuff.
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#589349 - 14/07/05 02:54 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: roarfire]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 27/08/02
Loc: Warwickshire
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Written by: Doc Lightning
it's Queen-sized
i assume that's no coincidence 
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#589350 - 14/07/05 04:42 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: DragonFury]
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 06/01/05
Loc: Bristol
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Written by: DragonFury
I have the problem of answering my phone and reading msgs in my sleep. Once i was very rude to Adya in my sleep when she called. I didn't even remember it. Often i have to check my phone in the morning for calls and msgs.
I do that all the time, its always someone like my boyfriends mum or my boss so leads to lots of embarrasment!
I often find that our dog has crept on to the bed in the night and slowly pushes me out, i wake up on the floor whilst she is happily snoozing on my side of the bed!
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#589351 - 14/07/05 08:34 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: .:star:.]
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Promotionaly Challenged
Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
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I woke up once curled up behind a toilet after a night of heavy drinking,also at one point in time when i was "younger" and being up for a while, i woke up in a tree by someone asking me if i was comfotable.
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#589352 - 14/07/05 09:03 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: flid]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/01/04
Loc: Hastings
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Written by: flid
Written by: Doc Lightning
it's Queen-sized
i assume that's no coincidence
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#589353 - 14/07/05 10:46 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: _Aimée_]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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#589355 - 14/07/05 11:01 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/06/04
Loc: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
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Written by: Doc Lightning
This morning's stunt was to wake up spread-eagled, but half on my side, on the opposite side of the bed from where I usually sleep, with the sheets spiraling up my left leg, around my waist, and down my right.
(I sleep nekkid, just to complete the picture).
And quite an attractive picture it is, too...I always sensed you were a bedroom athlete, but that's like a Jerome Robbins piece (the Door must have left before you woke up). Either that or you were trying to wrap yourself in the sheets as makeshift clothing (who told thee thou wast naked?).
I always wake up just as I went to sleep, with my arms crossed on my chest, face up. But then the coffin doesn't allow a lot of room for rolling around...
I'm kidding, I sleep in a Queen-size bed like the Good Doctor here. (And you're right, Doc, they're so LAME...) I fall asleep on my back and wake up on my side. I don't snore anymore, but I do occasionally shout in languages no one can identify. (Seriously, I do. Good thing I live alone, huh? Maybe that's why those guys never called me back.)
Doc Lightning, you'll have to come over and sleep at my house. We'll set up a darkvision camera activated by a motion sensor, and have some truly BIZARRE video to watch as you twist and flop and I shout "Mekron d'oloqpretan! Ghishaz kolomidrionof!"
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#589357 - 14/07/05 11:03 AM
Re: Waking up in odd positions...
[Re: Noddy]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 13/06/02
Loc: At the bottom of the garden wi...
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i have once woken up in completely different clothes to what i went to bed in with my original clothes snuggled up in my arms. no idea how that happened.
i also have complete conversations with people on the phone or in text when i am asleep. a couple of times my mum has come into my room and had a conversation with me asking me to do something in the morning and i have no memory of it the next day...
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