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#577696 - 27/06/05 01:05 PM Jesus ***
DoktorSkell Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
One does not simply Jesus into mordor
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
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#577697 - 27/06/05 01:58 PM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
JauntyJames Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 22/12/04
Loc: Hampshire College, MA, USA
It's black gates are gaurded by more than just Jesus....?

Is this what we're doing? Does this belong in Discussion as a opposed to Chat?
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"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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#577698 - 27/06/05 10:17 PM Re: Jesus [Re: JauntyJames]
Bumfro Offline
Its a bum with an afro...

Registered: 11/04/05
Loc: Newcastle NSW
Let's kick it JESUS style!
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#577699 - 27/06/05 10:19 PM Re: Jesus [Re: Bumfro]
Psyri Offline
coffee sniffer

Registered: 02/04/03
Loc: Berkshire, UK
Have you seen Jesus? Big grey beard po-inty haaat...
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There be coffee in thaat Nebulaaar

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#577700 - 28/06/05 12:30 PM Re: Jesus [Re: Psyri]
DoktorSkell Offline
addict

Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
No one tosses a Jesus!
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


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#577701 - 28/06/05 12:37 PM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
Nate Offline
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!

Registered: 05/08/04
Loc: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
you have my bow, and my jesus! lol this is fun

oh and skell its noBody not no one, who's a bigger lotr geek now!


Edited by M-O-M (28/06/05 12:38 PM)
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#577702 - 28/06/05 04:28 PM Re: Jesus [Re: Nate]
DoktorSkell Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
Its Jesus bread. One prayer will fill the stomach of a grown man
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


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#577703 - 28/06/05 08:22 PM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
_FSA_ Offline
now comes with skydiving license

Registered: 14/06/05
Loc: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
We'll put it away, never speak of it again, no one know its Jesus do they Gandalf???
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#577704 - 29/06/05 03:37 AM Re: Jesus [Re: _FSA_]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
Whoosh
over my head?!?
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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#577705 - 29/06/05 04:48 AM Re: Jesus [Re: Mynci]
Psyri Offline
coffee sniffer

Registered: 02/04/03
Loc: Berkshire, UK
There is Jesus there that does not sleep
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There be coffee in thaat Nebulaaar

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#577706 - 29/06/05 06:35 AM Re: Jesus [Re: Psyri]
Sethis Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: York University
Get them up Jesus...
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#577707 - 29/06/05 10:43 AM Re: Jesus [Re: Sethis]
DoktorSkell Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
Not all of the Jesus were accounted for. You dont know who could be watcing!
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


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#577708 - 29/06/05 11:39 AM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
linden rathen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
*wanders off to read simarlion*

and jesus was the last of ugulant's spawn
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#577709 - 30/06/05 09:00 PM Re: Jesus [Re: linden rathen]
Bumfro Offline
Its a bum with an afro...

Registered: 11/04/05
Loc: Newcastle NSW
ahhhhhh, cant keep up with all the LOTR references!

Who's down with G.O.D ?
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#577710 - 30/06/05 10:22 PM Re: Jesus [Re: Bumfro]
ilsanya Offline
manic over a fence

Registered: 14/10/04
Loc: Tas, Aus
in beleriland in those days jesus walked

i'm with my own people!
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#577711 - 30/06/05 10:52 PM Re: Jesus [Re: ilsanya]
Domino Offline
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Nobody f'ks with the Jesus!

Admittedly not entirely with the rules...
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Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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#577712 - 01/07/05 12:23 AM Re: Jesus [Re: Domino]
animatEd Offline
1 + 1 = 3

Registered: 31/08/04
Loc: Bristol UK
remember... keep jesus secret, keep jesus safe!!

Jesus, you fools!!
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Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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#577713 - 01/07/05 10:48 AM Re: Jesus [Re: animatEd]
DoktorSkell Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
Its a Jesus........ Swords are no more use here. This foe is beyond any of us.
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


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#577714 - 01/07/05 11:01 AM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
linden rathen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
i want to see jesus frodo m'lad
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#577715 - 01/07/05 04:08 PM Re: Jesus [Re: linden rathen]
DoktorSkell Offline
addict

Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
Whats that?

Its a jesus

They come in jesus's?

I'M GETTING ONE
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


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#577716 - 01/07/05 08:24 PM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
MiG Offline
Self-Flagellation Expert

Registered: 16/04/04
Loc: Bogged at CG
"We're sitting on the field of victory, having a well deserved jesus."

"Show us the meaning of haste, jesus."

Jesus had corrupted his mind, until it was poisoned against all that was right

"They have a Jesus"

"Their armour is weak at the neck and the jesus"

Sorry, most aren't verbatim, but the memory is a little off today
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#577717 - 02/07/05 12:42 PM Re: Jesus [Re: MiG]
linden rathen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
but what aboout jesus?
youve had jesus
first jesus yes but what about second jesus?
i dont think he knows about second jesus
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#577718 - 02/07/05 07:11 PM Re: Jesus [Re: linden rathen]
_FSA_ Offline
now comes with skydiving license

Registered: 14/06/05
Loc: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
the nasty hobits's stole it....they stole our jesus
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#577719 - 02/07/05 08:18 PM Re: Jesus [Re: _FSA_]
Seb Offline
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew

Registered: 05/05/05
Loc: Check behind you.
Three Rings for Jesus-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords intheir halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark Jesus
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all in and in the Jesus bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.

What the flaming Jesus fish?

Half-grown Jesus, the hole-dwellers.
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#577720 - 03/07/05 06:10 AM Re: Jesus [Re: Seb]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#577721 - 04/07/05 12:50 PM Re: Jesus [Re: Rouge Dragon]
DoktorSkell Offline
addict

Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
Written by: Rouge Dragon


Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.




Shush. your ruining the thread.

Plus. jesus was middle eastern. his hair would have been frizzy and curly not blonde and straight like in the greek bastardisation of him
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Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


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#577722 - 04/07/05 01:28 PM Re: Jesus [Re: DoktorSkell]
TheBovrilMonkey Offline
Liquid Cow

Registered: 03/09/01
Loc: High Wycombe, England
Some sage advice from the joker...

Never rub another man's Jesus.
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#577723 - 04/07/05 01:40 PM Re: Jesus [Re: TheBovrilMonkey]
Valura Offline
Mumma Hen

Registered: 25/04/02
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: TheBovrilMonkey


Some sage advice from the joker...

Never rub another man's Jesus.




*Falls over laughing*

your wit never fails to amaze me mr bov.
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#577724 - 04/07/05 08:22 PM Re: Jesus [Re: Valura]
animatEd Offline
1 + 1 = 3

Registered: 31/08/04
Loc: Bristol UK
I'll take him, for I am the faster Jesus.

begging your pardon sir, but I ain't been dropping no Jesus. Sure I heard a lot about the end of the Jesus, and a dark Jesus, and a jesus, but I won't be telling Jesus
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Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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#577725 - 05/07/05 04:54 AM Re: Jesus [Re: animatEd]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
I am so Jesus...
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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