1 Billion green bottles...

Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred and one green bottles still sitting on the floor, Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred and one green bottles still sitting on the floor, And if one green bottle should accidentally contain a meglomaniac genie with a majorly pi**ed off attitude, and a rotary cannon, there'd be five hundred and fifteen thousand, six hundred and eighty six green bottles still sitting on the floor...

heheheheh

and a pissed off genie?

He's evaporated off to do whatever it is genies do in their spare time...

Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred and one green bottles still sitting on the floor, Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred and one green bottles still sitting on the floor, and if one of those green bottles should accidently... float up into the sky? there would be Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred green bottles, still sitting on the floor

I'm not keeping this up on my own you know....

Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred green bottles, still sitting on the floor, Seven hundred and seventy five thousand, eight hundred green bottles, still sitting on the floor, and if one green bottle should accidentally become more massive than the Sun, causing a highly localised gravity well that would overcome the Chandreskar limit, making quite a few green bottles smash against each other and get sucked over the event horizon into a cute little green bottle black hole, and then wink out of existence as all the rules of physics decay and then return to normal, there'd be Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles recovering from an event of astronomical proportions.

Next...

Next person, watch your maths... That last jump up was a direct correlation to the event listed above.

Ayethankyou.

did no-one notice the colour change it bottles?

I think it was down to one of the bottles containing a highly concentrated psychotropic gas...

*deep breath*
Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles recovering from an event of astronomical proportions on the wall, five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green b--*head explodes*

^ taking a further three hundred and seventy five bottles with it...

Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles sitting on a wall. Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles sitting on a wall. And if Radzyn's exploding head happens to hit a few, causing one battle to fall, and through a freak of nature/physics pass through an area of electromagnetic radiation that happens to change its colour, and the colour of the rest of the bottles, there'll be four hundred and seventy six thousand, seven hundred and forty two orange bottles, sitting on the wall.

My God, you've created a monster...

look at the history on the Wikipedia artical, POI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poi

and it WILL NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that off topic?

no, it was perfectly on topic... some one was playing the bottles of beer game at the bottom of the artical... saw it on the vandalism in progress thread.

four hundred and seventy six thousand, seven hundred and forty two orange bottles, sitting on the wall. if two get stuffed into fluffy pink and red polka dotted socks and disappear down a cosmic wormhole formed by a speeding hyperloop... there'll be there'll be four hundred and seventy six thousand, seven hundred and forty orange bottles, sitting on the wall.

four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and forty orange bottles sitting on a wall. And if one tired Birgit with a huge red stickbag should accidentally walk into the room with the four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and forty orange bottles on the wall and hit the wall with the stickbag, there'll be four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and two orange bottles sitting on the wall.

off topic: There were 11,000 free green bottles of beer at the party i went to last night

my head hurts

OK so they, as well as flid, were clearly off the wall, (having reverted to green on the way to the party as they were morphically resonating with Midland reality). Leaving four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and twenty nine orange bottles of beer still vulnerably dangling from the wall......
bottles of beer bottles of beer bottles of beer *sung to the Beatles 'number 9 number 9'*

four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and two orange bottles sitting on a wall. assuming the time taken to line up all these bottles on the wall was large enough that a few of these bottles actually had time to evolve into a living bottle creature with legs and these bottles used these legs and walked away into the sunset. there would be four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and forty seven orange bottles sitting on the wall

Hey Bing, what happened to the 27 bottles in between flid's binge and the evolutionary leap? Is they the missing link? Or the missing drink?*rimshot*

but is sooo much fun.....

four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and forty seven orange bottles sitting on the wall four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and forty seven orange bottles of beer, noddy takes some down as FRD wont feed him there will be four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty two orange bottles left on the wall

k I',m confused now, that was a lot of bottles u just glugged

yes i was sharing with FRD (the alcaholic that he is)

k so where were we?

four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty two orange bottles four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty two orange bottles of beer, curiosity takes one down cos I'm bloody parched there will be four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty one orange bottles left on the wall