Practice Poi of Death!!!

Yesterday I had duty on the ship. That means I have to spend the night. I took my practice poi set (Two tennis balls with rope running through them). After everyone left, I took them to my office. After about 10 minutes, my boss walks in. He asks what they were for. I didn't want to tell him that it was practice for spinning fire, he would have sent me to medical for a psych evaluation. So, I told him it was a martial arts kata practice tool. He seemed to understand. Then, he grabs my practice pois and starts trying to spin them. He got really close to doing a weave...



...right before he smacked himself in the nuts really hard. I could tell that he was trying to play it off and that he had really hurt himself. I was able to hold in my laughter until he left the room, then I hurt myself laughing...

Oh dear.....LMAO!!!!
Thats kinda....he...*sigh*
oh well, at least he got close, poi are nasty little things wen it comes to hitting yourself with them...

POI OF DOOOOM!

it always brightens my day when a guy asks to borrow my poi and straitaway smacks himself in the groin. i know i shouldn't, but it's incredably funny

I read this and had images of my boss doing the same thing...then went into hysterics...shame on me...

My boss comes to watch me spin fire sometimes at our local meet on tuesday nights. he lives five minutes walk away. and we both work one minute away

man thats hilarious

cheers, pete

every time i do the old groin whack i thank the powers that be that i don't have balls.

haha spot on!!! seeing as the other day i caught myself a TREAT in the knackers so.....i can vividly imagine the feeling

LOL I know what you mean about my the nut whack man. The first time my bf picked up my poi he did that after a few minutes. When my roomate Thomas came home that afternoon and saw me spinning he asked if he could try so I let him. As my bf was in the process of telling him what happened earlier...he did the same thing.

Yes I'm soooo glad I'm not a boy!

two years and only two posts since i last entered this thread

How do i make a practice poi? I tried using rice a bag, sock, and some hemp cause i didn't have an old pair of shoe lace but it's a little to heavy and not accurate you can say.

That name has a move. It's called the "OW FECK!!!"