The official official thread

We should have an official thread for everything.
I propose this official thread will keep track of what all the other official threads are used for.

wot a good idea!

Yeah, iff you wanna find out about other official threads peeps, look here.....

stunning simply stunning

Can you direct me to the "definitive" thread?

*sigh* Oh, bother.

Then we need an "official unofficial" thread. Then an "unoficial unoficial" thread. Then an "official unoficial" thread. The "official difinitive", then "unoficial difinitive" and then "difinitive official," and "difinitive unofficial."

Then the "official official definitive" and the "unofficial official difinitive" threads, and then "difinitive official official," "difinitive unoficial official," "difinitive unofficial unofficial......."

AAAUUUGGGH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THERE'S JUST TOO MANY ITERATIONS!!!

<--goes totally bonkers

Wait a sec...


Ahhhhh, much better.

Maybe one of you computer geek types can figure this out?

i dont get it... hehe i like that one

official do anything in you train it properly...

Eg if you train it properly, offical jump out of the water and through a hoop.

However, official float belly up if you feed it too much, so don't use food to train it...

BLOOP...BLOOP...Bloop...Bloop...bloop...bloop...b....b....b.............

(((Why should C@ntus and Bender say all the wierd stuff all the time huh?)))

Charles darling are you feeling ok??

takes Charles's temperature.....

shrugs

puts rectal thermometre back into its container......

i guess so! *hugz* ` `

I officially deny ever saying anything weird. And I'm making an official complaint.

Flynt... official when spoken outloud sounds exactly like "A FISH WILL".

Replace every official with "a fish'll" and my statement will make a tiny amount of sense.

obee doobee dooooooo

what are you talkin about Official has all ways been spelled "a fish'll" you have been saying it wrong.

[ 12 September 2002, 14:08: Message edited by: DRAGULA ]

A fish'lliley i am all wayz the one too stand out.

*the smiley is me*

[ 12 September 2002, 14:11: Message edited by: DRAGULA ]

Okay Charles, by explaining that you have just lost your nomination for the best & weirdest HoPper...

And there I was thinking you had really lost your mind this time, but there you go explaining it so it all sounds nice and logical

Charles, honey, i just took your temperature rectally, and you/re pointing out to me the funny way to pronounce Official?

plop

WEEE:loco:

How about an ill-fish thread?

and an diminutive thread, for all the wee spinners out there?

Charles man, its not workin. I simply dont belive you. and i thought C@nus was up for the sarcasm award, not weird. And flynt, your a fine one to talk when you got this 'rectal' fixation going on.

Oh and, meep.

N

Can we have an 'official I don't give a damn!' thread? But you have to read the thread title in a southern US twang or it's not official.

What would be the point of posting to it?

Nix....

Valid point.....

slinks off into the blue yonder......

This is me you're talking to! I'm officially the centre of the official universe. If I don't give a damn I want everyone to know I don't give a damn!

LOL @ Nix

the official losing THE GAME thread?

I'd always have to post though

the wonderful world of bumps

call me wrong (do it and ill kick you in the nuts next time i see you (didn't say there wouldn't be consequences)

but wasnt there a ban last year of a while ago, o having offical threads for stuff, as it was threads published by ppl like

the official word association thread
the offical hop cook book
the official who likes who


and so on, so the mods said no more official threads, unless its a sticky, and posted by a mod, or high ranking member of the HOP staff.?

yes im in a bad mood, so im going to piss on your fun!