Dress up Party Ideas?

Okay I'm travelling to Melbourne for a friend's housewarming party in Hawthorn...It's a dress up party....

My train leaves in 3 hours. I have no costume. I just need ideas for something I can whip up quickly...like a mask or something, something easy. Anyway, the rules are it has to begin with K, M or B because that's the people's names.

Lil help, please? Heh

How about Krusty the clown? I think the trousers and shoes would be the hard part.

Or a monkey, or a baboon.

Got balloons? You can go as bubbles!

Tin Foil? Wrap yourself up and you are a Kiss (hershey's style).

Wear your clothes a tad too small and you can be a Kid

Wear black and a hood and you can be a Muggar

I could keep going but I should prolly shut up now.
Have fun!

Something that can be prepared in less then 2 hours lol. I was thinking of dressing up as a bum...wearing old tattered clothing and having messy teased hair.

Your ideas are good! Feel free to continue.

My mum is a keen bike rider so she's got huge bike riding event merchandise and bike shorts so I'll just wear that with some runners and a helmet if I can find one around.

But keep coming with the ideas...I don't particulary want to wear bike shorts!

errr medieval?? starts with M..

get armour, hairspray, and lots of facepaint. then you are a member of Kiss

if you run out of time, how about blue?lots of blue clothes and paint. not too original, but easy to do in short amount of time. (psstt, that's near where i live!)

I'm too late, but....

Socks on your ears, use a longer one for a tail...

ARF!

Ok, so I've got a theme going...

Go as a Caterpiller, wriggle along the floor in a green sleeping bag. (yes I know caterpiller doesn't start with a k, M or B I'm getting to that bit) Half way through the night curl up in a corner for a bit and pretend to pupate(i.e. have a nap). After a while split open the sleeping bag and reveal that you have turned into a beautiful butterfly.

burglar? only a mask and a swap bag needed and maybea black and white tee?

or you could go with a gimp suit, some whips, and maybe some rope and call yourself a Masochist, Kinky or something to do with Bondage (all three in one. Yay ).
or put longer ears on and pyjamas, and go as Mr Spock
or a long wig, funny nose mask and go as Michael J.
go as a guy, and say you're a Mr. (or a bloke)
one of those inflatable suits, and say you're Massive.
a green outfit with weird coloured things on it, and pretend to be a Microbe.
get a plastic knife, and be a Killer.
Wear nothing, and say you're a Karma Sutra Practitioner.
Take an inflatable/nerf bat, and be a baseballer.
Find an eligible guy, hang off of him, and say you're a Kimono, or Klothing (Ok,its spelt wrong, but meh).
A rattle and bib, and you could be a Baby.
something uber sexy and you could be a Babe.
power suit and tught bun/ponytail, and you could say you're a Bit(h.