The 5 fangled fungame

1. I'm Coming
2. Which hole should i put it in?
3. I just can't get it in, it won't fit.
4. Thats a big one.
5. you guys are all so mean so I'm gonna go play with myself.

5 reasons for being late

bump!

1 the bus was late
2 the bridge was open
3 I'm a super hero in my spare time and I had to save the world first
4 its all relative, the rest of the world is early
5 I forget where I was going to while I was on the road

five non intentional juggling props (things to juggle with that are not meant that way)

- Fluffy toys
- Pens and pencils
- Iron, toaster and hairdryer (honest, I know a guy who does it)
- Stones
- Filmroll boxes (or whatever they're called).

Five spreads you can put on bread.

1. vegemite
2. marmite
3. promite
4. that stuff dick smith makes and thinks people will eat it instead of vegemite
5. nutella

5 reasons i should study

1. to get smarter
2. to occupy time
3. so as not to waste money on education
4. because it might come in handy one day
5. because i said so

5 ways to end a relationship

1. fake your own death
2. fail at fakeing your own death
3. oh yeah.. let them down gently and explain why :P
4. start wearing sily hat's a "bit" too much
5. say everything in a sarcastic tone

5 uses of bulldog clips

1) extreme hair clips
2) the "how many bulldog clips can you attach to your arms" challenge
3) holding bits of paper together
4) making into a little paper bulldog a la Art Attack
5) ponder the name "Bulldog Clip"

5 reasons marmite is better than vegemite/nutella

Note I think all of the above mentioned foodstuffs should be banned due to extremebad tasteness

1- because it's english
2- because the adverts are better
3- because it has 2 M's (m&m's)
4- because the jar is funky
5- because it makes a great repellant

5 places a marmoset should hide if attacked by a herd of rampant pandas

1 - Under my sofa
2 - In a pond using a straw to breathe through
3 - Skegness (nobody would look for him there)
4 - any sort of sex shop (pandas dont like them)
5- behind rick waller

5 stupid insults i can use on my brother when he is being a poo poo head...

1- sandwich (coz he's in bread -inbred )

2- thumbless (similar to above because not evolved)

3- do I need to converse in a series of grunts, clicks and whistles because the human language seems beyond you.

4- is that bird crap on your shoulder....oh sorry it's just your head/face

5- go put you finger in a light socket... because your so dim...

5 cunning retorts to popular insuls...

1. <censor> you : "I'm very flattered by the offer but I just don't feel that way about you, thanks anyway,"
2. You're gay : "You wish,"* or
3. "And why are you so interested?" or
4. "Gee, you're an original one."
5. <censor> up : "Nah, I prefer to be on top."

*Though making like being gay's demeaning's especially nasty cos it's rather hard to figure a way to respond that dosen't come off as equally homophobic.

Five sorts of pattern that aren't seen enough around and about in public.

1. Houndtooth
2. Concentric circles
3. Mission brown and bright yellow stripes
4. Red and white gingham... EVERYWHERE!
5. Pink polka dots on purple background... (What? I LOVED that when I was about 8 years old...)

5 ways of turning down people that come onto you.

1. oh my god, my baby just kicked!
2. How many times must I flush before you go away?
3. This place is full of sinners, you are one of them, you are going to hell, how do you feel about that?
4. I have to be up early tomorrow, my treatment starts.
5. Whats your position on drinking blood?

5 of the cheesiest romantic moments from films