Well you see I really know the answer to this one... no really...
You see it happens under a full moon, at our beaches. Where deep in the waters, hatch out of blue and purple eggs... shopping trollies. As they make their way arcoss the sand, one by one they end up ariving at local shopping centers.
Here they begin their life consuming a large range of products, from frozen to fruit. Soon they begin to question their lives, and begin to go look for a purpose.
However as they search for this purpose, they end up traped in water ways such as drains, rivers and gutters. And as heavy rains fall they are washed back out to our beaches. Where they each find a mate. After their one night of bliss, the male will fall over and die. The female will stay alive for only one more week only to lay her blue and purple egg.
So until the next full moon where eggs of these trollies will hatch, have a thought for each soon to be and all the mothers and fathers who have past away of the trollies at your local shopping center...
... oh wait a second... that has nothing to do with the fire problem of yours... sorry...
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