Guildford Meetings - Thursdays

Durbs, You're officially crap. And I still owe you money.

Good night though... Platform nine was fun...

Platform Nine is always fun!!

Although there were'nt as many Knives and Guns in there as there have been in the past.....

Although some girl in the street hooping did manage to get into a fight with some fat guy in a car!!! .... Nice!

Anyhoo..... Good enough last night for you?

And remember.........

Ghc... "Do I look Gay"?

Ed (Ltc)... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there"

Cheers Ed.

That's supposed to be in your signature, Dude!!



Ah... D!ckh£ad.

It is now !!!!!

D*CK ED.....

GHC... You were crap

Could'nt have been me then!!!!

Because I'm Great.

*wipes mouth*.......

*Waits for next Client*.......

ooh...haven't been in here before.....

Welcome........

*Shows off Burnt Toasts extensive barewooden hall way and walks Maus to the Greeting Room*

"May I get you drunk... erm I mean, May I get you a drink"..

Yes. And yes you do.

Wow, you leave HoP for a few months and all sorts of filth appears I blame Keiths appearance here. Finally, people can see what thursdays by the river are really like!

*lurk*

Hey hey Sh*t face. How the Buggery Bum flaps are you!!! Let me guess your living in a Yurt with a load of Yak farmers stuck in the Hills of outer Mongolia, Doing more Mushrooms than you can wave a stick at that has been specially designed for waving at mushrooms!!!
And if not why not.

Glad to hear your still alive!

Oh and the more I live the more I'm starting to totally agree with your thoughts on confusion!!!

Have fun matey and we may all be out at Burning Man next year!

Mwah..

Ooooo and My house warming is this coming Saturday.

Theme is bad taste.

Bring booze and what ever other crutches you reprobates need to have a good time!!!

So thats the 7th then.

Address to follow.

See you soon wasters

Or just....... CUNextThursday

Doing pretty well, you old [censored] Apart from being pickpocketed and having a gun waved in my face yesterday. Honestly, I've been down through Bosnia, Albania and Kosovo and felt perfectly safe, I come to Latvia and feel a bit worried to leave the hostel now. Leaving this [censored] country tomorrow, moving on to safer places, like Russia

Mongolia, yurts and mushroom waving sticks to come after that

Been a depressingly clean year, all things considered. Aside from a little side trip to the Netherlands to 'visit some friends'. I'm guessing you've been taking my share for me. Bloody hippies.

If all goes well I will be joining you all on the 12th if there is one (Mr Strugz says there is so it MUST be true! )

cool.. come and join in the depravity that sustitutes for a guildford spinning meet.

James - good to hear from you man!

Ed- sorry but i wasn't well either.. have fun in Espana!

Strugz - Happy Birthday!

now does anyone know if outdoor fireworks work well indoors at house parties? and is it a good idea to invite random knife weilding peadophiles to a bad taste event?

Yeh fireworks work well indoors (dont try it kids)

Rockets also work well pointing downwards ...... lol but thats enough stupidity for now - im saving the est for the weekend

See you lot tonight by the river! ill be there about 7 if you aint there - well then obviously ill be in the pub



ergh poi.......

Yeah I can see it now....

We could strap the Knife wielding Paedo to the rocket and fire him into the corner of the room, and all make those oooooo noises as he explodes in a cacophany of blood, noise, flesh and colour.....

How pretty!!!

Anyway...

If I do go to this can any of you kind people put up with me for the night as I'll be heading back to London the day after.

As tempting as it is to be in a car with Strugz on the way back to his passing so many laybys it'd be easier for me and less timeconsuming to do so from Guilford than it is to Southampton...

Ta
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Keith's the one to ask about that. What kind of state the house will be in after this weekend who can say though...

K-wality night up at the car park last night. Great to see everybody (well done for making it G!) and I thouroughly enjoyed having a well lit spin in enough space to swing a cat. lainey's flute jammin to car stero trance was wicked and i'm finally cracking those bloody matrix's too - thanks strugz!

No probs Chris dude, although I have to pass the credit to Strugz really for driving me all the way up there and back to my front door!
Massive thanks Strugz, have you thought about running a taxi service?

Leaving europe next week Well, into Russia at least. I'll probably be back sometime early 2008.

Meanwhile, have a shameless plug:

www.travelpod.com/members/mrconfused

J

wicked james - ill have a read of that later - damn youve been busy!!!

Rest of you lot - see you thursday

check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjDfB0sUn0

Ok dude - dont take this the wrong way but:

Why have you posted this link in about 10 differant threads? are you wanting some recognition fo your performance or tying to drum up business.?

There is a videos thread for this sort of thing, check out the learning new moves section to as there is so much more you can do for preforming than what you showedd in your video.

Although the crowd seems to love the really fast figure eights, it does get boring after a while.

Id like to see more - but keep them to the video thread section of this site, people will look, you dont have to plaster it everywhere to get noticed

WOW MAN YOUR AMAZING .............









go away......... And post NOT ON HERE......

Do you even know where Guildford is?????

i could soooo hear the tone of your voice reading that kieth - WOW MAN

Thanks for stuff and things....... ill see you tonight!

with neon

Oh and Durbs if your here - are you going to turn up? i need a chat

Mike still has my fetish top from the weekend and I'd like it back, Strugz can you please steal it back for me?

with pleasure



although what if hes still weaing it - it looked a little tight on him - he may be stuck..........

If he's still wearing it bring him along with it!

Could do with a man slave! Try and find out if he makes a good cup of tea and gives a good foot rub first aswell!
If he fits the criteria...bring him along...if not...erm...I'm sure you can find something to help slide him out of it!

well after haring people asking him to make tea for about 3hrs sunday moning - id suggest hes a bit slow........ although the tea may still be good.....

as for sliding him out of it - well i think the KY was all used up on you and chanti!

(reading that back, someone who doesnt know may get the wrong impression

oh well......