:swiftly moves from arguing about slang grammar to posting the list he's been preparing for three days:
'my inspirations' or 'those spinners i have to thank for everything i know today' (in handy chronological order):
sanchia - the first person i ever saw spin poi and remains to this day someone who i look to for an understanding of body movement with poi.
jonnny moohaahaa - this man taught me every day for a whole summer and span with me constantly for the following year. he was also the one that convinced me to start juggling balls too - jonnny can pretty much be blamed for everything

smooth, technical spinning with the nonchalance of an ambidextrous vishnu.
josie lashes - full on fluffy fairie spinning with much bouncing and super style. along with cath, my inspiration to invent things for myself and not just rely on being taught how poi work by others.
orange - warp speed spinning with a bounce to kill for. if there is such a thing as a poi god, this man is one
fairie cath - in short, my poi godess. spins moves no-one else has even thought of and with so much style it spills over, whereupon it is quickly lapped up by all surrounding her. fairie-tastic innit.
demetri hpc - tons of style and the tiniest ego you have ever seen. a great spinner, performer and friend.
helene - the first person i saw spinning with superclean planes - and boy did i notice! plink has split-second perfect timing and slow spinning which blesses her with a style to die for. easily one of my favourite spinners to watch, possibly the number one.
tony touch - a legend. sort of like my teacher, once removed (jonnny learnt a huge amount from this man). in my head, this man really is jedi (with two orange lightsabres natch).
danny t - super-talented bloke with rude style. one of those that made me want to learn as much as i possibly could.
k-boy - super-clean tech spinning that bursts out into flowing dance with gorgeous style. not to be sniffed at is the fact that he also happens to be the only person i've ever seen play with astrojax and retain total control.
cam smallboy - my poi brother (black and silver poi are not a common thing you know). this man never, ever stops coming out with new sh*t - truly a master.
dom - what can i say that doesn't make me sound like the admiring, drooling groupie i am? amazing movement with crazy tech thrown in just because he's one of the few that can - i look up to dom in more ways than one.
drew - meeting this man transformed my attitude to poi. he took me from being an average spinner and slowly turned me into the technically anal, plane obsessed poi geek that i am today. and i love him for it.
danae - see the comments i made about dom; they all apply here too. this earth-bound angel embodies everything positive about poi spinners. if danae is spinning you'll likely find me somewhere nearby watching and smiling.
pk - two things about pk: one, i've never met a cleaner spinner - planes to die for. and two, he has variations coming out of his ears (which i have a sneaky suspicion might have been responsible for those gorgeous tunnels of his).
hugo - a truly unique style and the most naturally solid isolations i've yet seen. wicked.
rob bluecat - does this man have an end to his talents?! he even plays more radiohead songs on guitar than i do. easily the person that has made me shake my head in disbelief the most times - a constant inspiration.
matt poipoipoi - if there is anyone else out there with even a fraction of matt's respect for and skill with poi, i'd be seriously surprised to find them.
adam - badass style and a massive source of ideas all in one handy package. big up the man dem 'northern ad'.
kev - incomprehensible level of variety and an infective willingness to teach make kev very nearly the perfect poi spinner.
bammy - learns at the speed of dark and then takes everything she's learnt and makes it look ten times better than it did in the first place. beautiful, funny, kind, bamtastic
nix - if anyone learns faster than bam it's this bloke. direct into ultra-tech and inventing all the way. tom gives me the incentive i need to stop juggling and pick up my poi...
