Yes, as I recall British television was quite, um.... colorful to say the least. It's too bad that no matter where I was in the UK I could only find four or five channels at any one time. I hear that Amsterdam has some novel television, as well.
And let me just say that your concern for mine and Neph's well being and longevity is touching, to say the least

If I do end up killing myself, Cantus, it's most likely going to be a result of some of the more dangerous toys I've been playing with of late. I almost decapitated myself with a chain whip last night. Thankfully it wasn't on fire other wise I might be in the hospital right now recieving skin grafts.
If you are dead set on ending some lives I recommend that you do it in LA. I have an ex-girlfriend living out there who can stand to be done away with
Not only would you be doing the world a great service, but your so called "balance" would be maintained. 
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If you love something, set it on fire.