fire swords would be easy, just get a length of stainless stell or aluminium buy a load of wick and wrap it round, screwind it through the pipe, then make a quard and some sort of rubbe...
Geoff is the second cos the world just wouldnt seem right without a certain amount of geoffs in it. (the Geoff quota (TGQ)) You could say that Geoffs make the world go round!