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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
I've had a few beers.

Doesn't appear to have done the trick though.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ditto but I had cider... but I am only just starting... pound a pint night at the union... watch this space smile wooop wooop wooop! bounce

_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
Man....I'm not drunk....just severely hungover. Still...Never ever drink $6 port, Bananarama (really cheap high percentage stuff) Mississippi Moonshine (more cheap stuff) lot's of beer and wine....it's fun while it last (which is for a very long time) but the hangover is hell!!

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, bla rah ha!

webdaemonBRONZE Member
Member
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Location: USA


Posted:
Written by: boobookittyfudge


i,m the fairy that took you pants. hahahahahhahaha! eww. what is that stain?!




EHH those be my pants! oh dont worry about tha stain... i think i made it when i tried to flush my grandfateher clock... didnt work to well...

im so drunk even the irish think ive had to much!

beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco peace


oh yea *takes finger from nose* ... eww whats that green stuff... ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco

fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
yaaay first time in a while....tis been far too long

thank god i don't hafta search for the thread tongue

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ezz: please corrupt me more


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
the football made me do it

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
been drinking most of today............think i've drunk myself sober hehe

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
it def happens ravehead!

*THUD*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor




i farrrrrkin love you, your ma besht pal you's

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
next rounds on your mate!

*says while staqggering*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
it was my friend's birthday last night.

i was only planning on having a quiet one....

mmmmm.


i have come to the conclusion that i'm one of those people who should have their phone taken off them when they are drunk cos i have a tendency to message people. d'oh.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
rouge........................... remember this.............." don't drink and dial"


noddy: what'll you have biggrin

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
anything with high alcahol content

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


wonderloeyenthusiast
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates


Posted:
OOOOHHHH... I'm not drunk but I was... beerchug

I really shouldn't drink on a school night.. Now I'm at work dealing with highly professional people (I work in finance) and I feel running off to the toilet..

This is after a full day at work I might add... eek

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk and I wasn't last night, but i feel like i have a hangover. very icky and just not fair! i worked last bloody night!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i'm so getting drunk tonight. maybe fNi will serenade me with poorly sung irish drinking songs again! wheeeeeee!!!!! and don't worry rouge....i'm a drunk texter too biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I have not been drunk all week.

Much props to me.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i'm not drunk. uh uh. nope. not a bit.....




ok so it took me like 10 minutes to type that without any mistakes. maybe i'm just a *tad* drunk biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i'm not drunk.............honest but i am having a few beers then off to my bed and a big phatt "special" cigarette. i feel absolutely shattered, lastnight i walked well over 12 miles in two hours (don't ask why)

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
Got a few beers in me. BUt i can still balance on two legs of a chair and type at the same time.

Not enough beer consumption is apparent.

To the fridge!

biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
I need bed

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
aRHGGH ha ha ha bla... damn striong bowe... wioot!\

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
soooooo...

Vindaloos are damn hot. Like,,,, feckin' hot! think like.... swilling acid in your mouth, and your half there.

Freakin' delicious!

Now, resturants don't do milk, which is the *best* cure for chiolli/... so ya know... beer was the next solution.

Adn this was a vindaloo! So lots of beer was needed! Lots and lots.

This explains something, but I can't remember what it is.

B;egh...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

what do you mean restaurants dont do milk? ive been to some that do! you justhve to chat the waitresses up enough! ubblol

but I do have to admit, this reminds me of Red Dwarf: the only thing that can kill a vinaloo this big is beer!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Burning_Bengalnewbie
24 posts
Location: California


Posted:
I swear to drunk i'm not god oscifer

burning thingys is fun, and exciting


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
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1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
the pinks drinks people, watch out for the pink drinks. I cant even begin to tell you what the pink drinks can do to ya, just take my word for it, you gotta watch out for anything ofered to you that is pink. Dont drink it.
Everything is terribily blurry, I seem to recall I was ona beach...

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
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Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
It's 10:20am and im not drunk
*sits back down*

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I'm not drunk as I REALLY am teetotal... Seriously

(God I'm a killjoy)

(although last time I was drunk was down to stress and I ended up firespinning on a beach whilst singing to the moon)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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