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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
See...... Didn't I say it was his fault *points at Brodieman again*
See...... Didn't I say it was his fault *points at Brodieman again*
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
for Skully
*heads of to bed making squeaky rubber noises*
for Skully*heads of to bed making squeaky rubber noises*
Love is the law.
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Location: ffidrac
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Location: ffidrac
Posted:
ohhh... so this is where all the cool kidz hang out.... i see now, i am beginning to understand the lure of the introduction thread... you can grow an encyclopaedia of yourself...oooh speshcial....
Hi Skully!
ohhh... so this is where all the cool kidz hang out.... i see now, i am beginning to understand the lure of the introduction thread... you can grow an encyclopaedia of yourself...oooh speshcial....
Hi Skully!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Did I hear about another Ironing Sex Slave here?
I wonder where I stashed that apron. 
Did I hear about another Ironing Sex Slave here?
I wonder where I stashed that apron. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Non, she convinced me to get one too....I might carry out Skully's threat to you and unearth your intro thread from many moons ago........i'm doing it - don't try and stop me.............here i go...............i really am..........................it'll be in here somewhere............come here you little Non intro........
Written by: NOn
ohhh... so this is where all the cool kidz hang out.... i see now, i am beginning to understand the lure of the introduction thread... you can grow an encyclopaedia of yourself...oooh speshcial....
Hi Skully!
Non, she convinced me to get one too....I might carry out Skully's threat to you and unearth your intro thread from many moons ago........i'm doing it - don't try and stop me.............here i go...............i really am..........................it'll be in here somewhere............come here you little Non intro........
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Ooooooooo People! Hello all. Non, welcome to my thread.
*slaps Gidg's hand* get your pilfering lil mitts off my ironing sex slave! Its not often a near naked man comes and offers to do my ironing! AND he was willing to dance too! I'm begining to really like this ado-p guy
He better be coming to Falmouth at Easter or Play in August, otherwise I'll sulk!
Gidg we have to get you over to the UK to Play! I want to face paint you and stuff!
Gayle if you find Non's intro am I allowed to spam it with stuff..... um.... like pictures?
Ooooooooo People! Hello all.
Non, welcome to my thread.*slaps Gidg's hand* get your pilfering lil mitts off my ironing sex slave! Its not often a near naked man comes and offers to do my ironing! AND he was willing to dance too! I'm begining to really like this ado-p guy
He better be coming to Falmouth at Easter or Play in August, otherwise I'll sulk!Gidg we have to get you over to the UK to Play! I want to face paint you and stuff!
Gayle if you find Non's intro am I allowed to spam it with stuff..... um.... like pictures?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Ok today is a fantabulous, stupendifferus day!
I finished work at 3.30 pm and am now off until the 4th of Jan
I got home and what did I find????? The postie had pushed a package through my cat flap...... It was my fire poi and fluffy poi from HoP!! YAY! So they did get here before christmas! Thanks to all at HoP, particulally Chris who is a gem!
Santa came early! Wooooooo Hoooooooo
Ok today is a fantabulous, stupendifferus day!
I finished work at 3.30 pm and am now off until the 4th of Jan
I got home and what did I find????? The postie had pushed a package through my cat flap...... It was my fire poi and fluffy poi from HoP!! YAY! So they did get here before christmas! Thanks to all at HoP, particulally Chris
who is a gem!Santa came early! Wooooooo Hoooooooo
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Posted:
Congrats!
Congrats!
The Fairy Of Things That Go Bump In The Night ;)
188 posts
Location: Manchester UK
188 posts
Location: Manchester UK
Posted:
Wow u had a nice day n thankies 4 the chocolate muwahahahahrr 
Wow u had a nice day
n thankies 4 the chocolate muwahahahahrr oOo Look At The Pretty Fire.. oOo Touch The Pretty Fire oO.. OWW THE PRETTY FIRE BURNT ME!
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old hand
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Location: Berlin, Germany
old hand
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Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
yay a happy day for Skully er... I had a pretty good day too so
yay a happy day for Skully er... I had a pretty good day too so
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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Location: ffidrac
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Location: ffidrac
Posted:
ahhh so ye were plotting... ye were scheming to rake up my intro and post bottoms on it....!! well i guess ye saved me the hard work!! do pop round for a cream tea....
and HOORAY for the arrival of skully's fire poi!! now you're officially inducted into the great school of crazy feckers with fire! So now it's just the staff and the driving liscence left to get and you will have fulfilled all your falmouth resolutions!
ahhh so ye were plotting... ye were scheming to rake up my intro and post bottoms on it....!! well i guess ye saved me the hard work!! do pop round for a cream tea....
and HOORAY for the arrival of skully's fire poi!! now you're officially inducted into the great school of crazy feckers with fire! So now it's just the staff and the driving liscence left to get and you will have fulfilled all your falmouth resolutions!
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
maybe
maybe
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Yeah!!!!! Skully got her toys!!!!
And when I do come over it's going to be during the summer, I want as little rain as possible on any trips I make. I'll actually be out of the negative in August. Must give this great thought.
Yeah!!!!! Skully got her toys!!!!
And when I do come over it's going to be during the summer, I want as little rain as possible on any trips I make. I'll actually be out of the negative in August. Must give this great thought.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY Gidg get your lil butt over here!
YAY Gidg get your lil butt over here!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey there skully, nice thread
I originate but a few meters away from essex too, but technically london. I must admit, i have got a pair of white shoes with a heel, they were for a wedding and i wouldnt go out the house wearing them unless i have smothing white, to go to, ie another wedding, or something fancy dress related.
I like doodling making, things and buring things safely lol
Hey there skully, nice thread
I originate but a few meters away from essex too, but technically london. I must admit, i have got a pair of white shoes with a heel, they were for a wedding and i wouldnt go out the house wearing them unless i have smothing white, to go to, ie another wedding, or something fancy dress related.
I like doodling making, things and buring things safely lol
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
hurrah for fluffy poi! unless santa has decided to be a jerk, i shall recieve some tomorrow
and i can finally start learning. if he has decided to be a jerk, i'll just have to get them myself )-:
hurrah for fluffy poi! unless santa has decided to be a jerk, i shall recieve some tomorrow
and i can finally start learning. if he has decided to be a jerk, i'll just have to get them myself )-: -James
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
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Posted:
My christmas package which finally managed to wing its way from newzeland to me but not in time for me to have told the person sending it
but opend it htis mornign and contents were deffinatly worthy have a great christmas
My christmas package which finally managed to wing its way from newzeland to me but not in time for me to have told the person sending it
but opend it htis mornign and contents were deffinatly worthy have a great christmas Tell me and I forget, Show me and I remember, Involve me and I understand
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hi SDLW hun, I'm glad your parcel got here!
Happy Christmas
Sparkey I hope you got your fluffy poi. They are so cool AND they don't hurt a bit when they hit you!
Hi SDLW hun, I'm glad your parcel got here!
Happy Christmas
Sparkey I hope you got your fluffy poi. They are so cool AND they don't hurt a bit when they hit you!
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
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So am i i got a kitty cat as you can see and as you can jsut see a sign that says sarahs parking only all others will be towed away and a cd and im so casue i never thought it would arrive
oh and fluffy poi do hurt if you hit yourself in the eye with them trust me ive tested the theory
So am i i got a kitty cat as you can see and as you can jsut see a sign that says sarahs parking only all others will be towed away and a cd and im so
casue i never thought it would arriveoh and fluffy poi do hurt if you hit yourself in the eye with them trust me ive tested the theory
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
I can't believe i never asked you if you like the colour pink
you're thread must have fallen through my net! I'm sorry
I know you answered in someone else's thread, but i thought you would like it on your own thread:
Do you like the colour pink?
I can't believe i never asked you if you like the colour pink
you're thread must have fallen through my net! I'm sorry
I know you answered in someone else's thread, but i thought you would like it on your own thread:
Do you like the colour pink?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Yes I love the colour pink as long as its shocking pink. All the wishy washy baby pinks need not apply!
I have a current fetish for black and shocking pink. Not sure why or how long it will last.... I go through these colour phases. Last time it was burgandy with orange and the time before that purple.
I guess the pink phase will last as long as my pink and black vans do.
Yes I love the colour pink as long as its shocking pink. All the wishy washy baby pinks need not apply! I have a current fetish for black and shocking pink. Not sure why or how long it will last.... I go through these colour phases. Last time it was burgandy with orange and the time before that purple.
I guess the pink phase will last as long as my pink and black vans do.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well i hope that your pink and black vans last forever
Well i hope that your pink and black vans last forever
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
did someone say fetish?
i've got loads!!!!
oops... think i got carried away in the moment there.
did someone say fetish?
i've got loads!!!!
oops... think i got carried away in the moment there.
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
no, no, ado-p if you feel the need to share....... well we are always here to listen!
Oh unless its real kinky sh!t..... then you better take it over to Brodiemans thread!!!
no, no, ado-p if you feel the need to share....... well we are always here to listen!
Oh unless its real kinky sh!t..... then you better take it over to Brodiemans thread
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
well.....
how kinky is japanese rope art in your books?
and how do you feel about jam?
well.....
how kinky is japanese rope art in your books?
and how do you feel about jam?
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I don't know, how kinky is japanese rope art?
My feelings on jam are that it is yummy with peanut butter in a rye bread sandwich but on its own it is too sweet.
I don't know, how kinky is japanese rope art?
My feelings on jam are that it is yummy with peanut butter in a rye bread sandwich but on its own it is too sweet.
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
im not sure how to explain it. it would be easier to tie you up and show you
cant post ay pics though as its surley not for kids.
i got my Book of Cool DVD today. 9 hours of object wigglers spinning and wheeling and kicking and throwing stuff.
im in heavan. and my one true fetish revealed.
sometimes i cant believe i get paid to sit here.
im not sure how to explain it. it would be easier to tie you up and show you
cant post ay pics though as its surley not for kids.
i got my Book of Cool DVD today. 9 hours of object wigglers spinning and wheeling and kicking and throwing stuff.
im in heavan. and my one true fetish revealed.
sometimes i cant believe i get paid to sit here.
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Can I have a job where I get paid to sit here too? I have a job where I'm paid to wait for people to come and spend their money with me........ at the moment no one comes...... so I get paid to just sit and do nothing It's the most soul distroying thing I've ever done (and we don't have web access because the boss is way too mean)........ SO its a new year close at hand and time for a change. Train me in the ways of doing a job that pays me to sit on HoP!
I'm getting the picture of japanese rope art in my head. Sounds like a Brodieman thread art
Can I have a job where I get paid to sit here too? I have a job where I'm paid to wait for people to come and spend their money with me........ at the moment no one comes...... so I get paid to just sit and do nothing
It's the most soul distroying thing I've ever done (and we don't have web access because the boss is way too mean)........ SO its a new year close at hand and time for a change. Train me in the ways of doing a job that pays me to sit on HoP!I'm getting the picture of japanese rope art in my head. Sounds like a Brodieman thread art
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
ooh oh you can come work for me.
what skills do you have?
my job is to find out what some people want. then go find other people and get them to do it. add in lots of plotiocs, email, phone, people, hassle, reports blah, blah, blah... and complicated beaurucratic rubbish and you have a day in my life.
we do have the advantage of having open internet access with a connection so fast theres smoke coming from my pc
and nothing to do, coz my boss isnt here, and im going home in half an hour
im going to need a photo and a resume. so far i only know what your shoulder looks like.
and while i dont doubt for a minute that you are beauty personified. i will need something tangible to get the directors in board.
maybe you could flash a bit of leg?
ooh oh you can come work for me.
what skills do you have?
my job is to find out what some people want. then go find other people and get them to do it. add in lots of plotiocs, email, phone, people, hassle, reports blah, blah, blah... and complicated beaurucratic rubbish and you have a day in my life.
we do have the advantage of having open internet access with a connection so fast theres smoke coming from my pc
and nothing to do, coz my boss isnt here, and im going home in half an hour
im going to need a photo and a resume. so far i only know what your shoulder looks like.
and while i dont doubt for a minute that you are beauty personified. i will need something tangible to get the directors in board.
maybe you could flash a bit of leg?
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Damn! I'm pig ugly! I don't stand a hope in hell of getting a job if I send a photo.....even if it is of my leg!
Damn! I'm pig ugly! I don't stand a hope in hell of getting a job if I send a photo.....even if it is of my leg!
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