Cake or Death?
Point your toes.
Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace
Its not a PG.. its got rude words like "Futhermucka" in it.
Cake or Death?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Cake or Death?
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.
Written by: R Kelly
"Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget!"
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Written by: simian
not quite as classic as:Written by: R Kelly
"Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget!"
but we've totally ruined one of the best plot twists now. There should be a spoiler warning at the top of the thread
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Point your toes.