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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*puts on her general hat*
Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*walks up to the barman* I'm 18...really!
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
psst, hun, if you're in your uniform you'll have a better chance
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*puts on tent-like uniform* Have you got a smaller size?
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*hands poig a better sized uniform*
here you go
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Well it would make you a private. and eligible for promotion if i see fit.
and i will tell you now, following that wayward mjk is not going to get you a promotion of any sort!
however being a good boy and going and getting everyone beer might
lies! dont trust they tyrannical dictator for life Rouge!
i can give you promotions whenever you want! not whenever i want! join me, and we can be whatever we choose! you can think for yourself and do as you please! VIVA DEMOCRATIC ARMIES!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*puts on new uniform and stilts*
You think i look old now?
*brings in the beer* Drinks are on me!
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Thankyou Corporal Poig!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
*taps on rouge's shoulder*
y'know dear, some of your little friends seem to be forming their own army...does this mean you're going to fight each other now? cos that's not really very nice & could get awfully messy!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
some? oh mum, no! it's just one little deluded one who thinks the army can be a democracy!
poor confused child. I'll give him an honourable discharge when he apologises and gives me the keys to the tanks back
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
NEVER!
democracy will prevail!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*pat pat*
there there, you keep telling yourself democratic army will work
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*psssst*
I know it won`t have escaped your attention, general rougie... but... he`s tasmanian... I think he`s prolly just seeking attention...
oh... and are there any scones left?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Are you hungry AGAIN???
*shakes head*
I tried to get some blueberry muffins for you, but for some reason I can't get my hotlinks to work...
Stupid technology!!!
EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1165885609)
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
ummm, yes... is nearly lunchtime now, so I have a reason...
I`d say I am a growing lad, but I`ve been the same size for over 20 years, so I can`t really back it up...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
https://www.pofolks.com/menuitems.htm
Well...maybe try some of these...(if the freakin'link works, that is)
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
79 posts
Location: Sydney,NSW
ur a twig
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Written by: shonnie
ur a twig
I am so...!!!
Written by: bek
Well...maybe try some of these
yum!! one of each sounds good!!
oh, except for the chicken gizzards... BLLLLLUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! 
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
79 posts
Location: Sydney,NSW
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Okay...you don't have to try the chicken gizzards...they ARE a bit like trying to chew on an old tire!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
is that site a joke? or is it for real????
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
No...it's real...and some of the best southern cooking that you've ever had...
They're just being cheeky with the language thing...
But believe it or not...I do know people that actually talk like that!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh dear....bek,if i come and visit you, can we not get take-away please?
and it wasn't just the language that made me think it was a joke...some of that food was like the crap i was eating in romania! who the hell buys that for fast food!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i will personally post timtams via australia post to any Australian who defects to the TDHAP!
declare it publicly and pm me your addy!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*gasp*
incorrigible...!!
quite apart from my undying loyalty to general rougie, I am impervious to your limp attempts @ chocolately bribery...cos I don`t like tim tams!!!
unless it`s those chilli ones, that you can`t get anymore... --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Okay...now I'm gonna ask...
What's a tim tam???
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
79 posts
Location: Sydney,NSW
oh u dnt no wat ur missin out on they r the best
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
It sounds like this army is lacking spiritual guidance.... *cough* ME *cough*
See what happens when you leave a dragon to do a mans job!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Ye, right!!! Whatever you say!!! NOT!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
bek: meet a couple of tim-tams...
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what *IS* really yum, though, is... you take a double-coated tim tam (like a regular one, but with much more chocolate on the outside)...
...and you bite 2 diagonally opposite corners off... and use the remaining biscuit as a straw to drink some hot chocolate (or milo!! yum!!)... the liquid draws up through the centre of the tim tam and makes it go all sorta like chocolate pudding... then you eat it whole... *licks lips*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
79 posts
Location: Sydney,NSW
haha gita
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