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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Well after a kindo of OK weekend spent in London at the weeked. Me and nancy left glass's on sunday afternoon to head to St.Pancras station to catch a train.
on our arrival, we bumped in to HoPs mr Jez.
so anyway were stood there talking and having a cigarette and this big black security guy walks up to me and said in a dull trying to be hard london accent "you smoking drugs", so i said to him, does it smell like i am?, he replys "yes". so i take a glance at nancy and Jez, both know i dont smoke or take drugs [weed in presense of tempest is known] and they start to laugh. so yeah i kinda stand out in a crowd, i am smoking a hand rolled cigarette with licourice papers, but comon dude you need to purchase some real good weed, seems that &%&% your buying in london must be s**te, you need to try / and or smell some decent weed, not ground up coffee particles.
since when does golden vag rolled in licourice papers ever smelled remotly like some herbs?

so my point here apart from the funny element to my incident, is why do people make this judgement / and or asumption of me, based on my appearance?? . i know i am asking for this one.... been here a few times but this one makes me laugh.

pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
no i like your lawn, but give me back my handbag i need that to beat up dom, you bearded lady circus freak wannabe

thingeymajigmember
43 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Quote from my recently made favorite reggae tune:

quote:
I'm real cool, I chill to the max. I might act crazy, but I don't smoke crack
I must be very immature, but it always makes me giggle.

....so does it come with a hat?


NoonaBRONZE Member
Cake lover
258 posts
Location: Button Moon, United Kingdom


Posted:
PK have you been wearing your earlobes inside out again ya silly tart

pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
leave my ears out of it, its all about the handbags and the bearded ladyboi over there.

pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
seems arashi is a littole scared of coming out of the closet huh.

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
On an unrelated but related note, I just got in from having been out spinning tonight and got a funny compliment. There are clubs in New York where kids spin and are awesome and there are clubs where nobody really knows how to spin. Tonight, because I could get in free and it's in my hood, I went to a lame club where I was the only one who could do more than 2 tricks. ANYWAY, this guy comes up to me...

***
Him: Dude, you're pretty good.

Me: Um ... Thanks.

Him: You rollin' man?

Me: No. I'm clean.

Him: DAMN! You're REALLY good then!
***

So I guess by lameass club standards, in a club where nobody else knows how to spin, I'm REALLY good for someone who isn't high. I'll take what I can get.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
NYC! That has seriously cracked me up (no pun intended)

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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
nice one man.

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