TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
Legal and illegal are a point of view. All that matters is morality.
If there's a shadow in your life, then there is also sunshine. Perception is everything.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Don't mind me, just passing through.
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
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