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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok, I had a sort of weird christmas back in 1997.
no it isn't the peanut story thats in my intro....
My boyfriend at the time had just dropped me off home and stayed about half an hour.
Mum brought out the Southern Comfort and I downed six large shots within this half hour. I was wasted by the time he left.
Anyway, i soon drifted out of consciousness. I remember hearing some shouting - something along the lines of...
"...mammy- she pee'd in my cup!..."
"...that's it I can't take it anymore...."
"...oh no mammy's gone - i'm gonna jump out the window and kill myself!..."
then I rudely awoke to a litre of freezing cold water being poured over me by my little brother.
"...mammy's gone - marie's gonna jump, don't you care?...."
"what?.... errrr not really" and i drifted back into dreamland.
What had happened was every one had drunk too much.
My sister for some reason had relieved herself in my brother's beaker - it was like a glitter snow globe type beaker - novelty christmas cup thing.
My brother went nuts, my mum couldnt take anymore so she went for a really long walk (they found her a few miles away).
My sister was on the canopy above the front door threatening to kill herself by jumping. (you could only sprain your leg at the most from jumping off it)
I love my family - the bunch of
nutters that they are!!!
Have you had a bizarre holiday experience you wanna share too?
Ok, I had a sort of weird christmas back in 1997.
no it isn't the peanut story thats in my intro....
My boyfriend at the time had just dropped me off home and stayed about half an hour.
Mum brought out the Southern Comfort and I downed six large shots within this half hour. I was wasted by the time he left.
Anyway, i soon drifted out of consciousness. I remember hearing some shouting - something along the lines of...
"...mammy- she pee'd in my cup!..."
"...that's it I can't take it anymore...."
"...oh no mammy's gone - i'm gonna jump out the window and kill myself!..."
then I rudely awoke to a litre of freezing cold water being poured over me by my little brother.
"...mammy's gone - marie's gonna jump, don't you care?...."
"what?.... errrr not really" and i drifted back into dreamland.
What had happened was every one had drunk too much.
My sister for some reason had relieved herself in my brother's beaker - it was like a glitter snow globe type beaker - novelty christmas cup thing.
My brother went nuts, my mum couldnt take anymore so she went for a really long walk (they found her a few miles away).
My sister was on the canopy above the front door threatening to kill herself by jumping. (you could only sprain your leg at the most from jumping off it)
I love my family - the bunch of
nutters that they are!!!Have you had a bizarre holiday experience you wanna share too?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Posted:
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There is no emoticon to express what I think about what you just said... :|
Anyway, my family is mostly sane, therefore we've had no interesting experiences I can share. :|
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There is no emoticon to express what I think about what you just said... :|
Anyway, my family is mostly sane, therefore we've had no interesting experiences I can share. :|
Willy - is bad for your health...
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
well be normal and type what you think then....
its up isnt it lol
well be normal and type what you think then....
its
up isnt it lol Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Posted:
[censored] up is the only way I can describe it.
[censored] up is the only way I can describe it.
Willy - is bad for your health...
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
*bows graciously*
*bows graciously*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
ok - two christmases previous to that - when i was 13 - I woke up on christmas day with the chicken pox.
yeah, Merry F*****g Christmas to you too, Santa, you B*****D lol
ok - two christmases previous to that - when i was 13 - I woke up on christmas day with the chicken pox.
yeah, Merry F*****g Christmas to you too, Santa, you B*****D lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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i hate christmas ssssoooo much, it means i have to go and see my nan and get moaned about how i dress, and what my hair looks like. acording to my nan i should still be in dresses and paintent shoes,christmas is silly i hate it so much. the best christmas i had is when my sister's boyfriend brought me a diabolo, i haven't picked it up and used it till this year
i hate christmas ssssoooo much, it means i have to go and see my nan and get moaned about how i dress, and what my hair looks like. acording to my nan i should still be in dresses and paintent shoes,christmas is silly i hate it so much. the best christmas i had is when my sister's boyfriend brought me a diabolo, i haven't picked it up and used it till this year
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old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
Posted:
every chirstmass that i can remember i have been really ill
last year was glandular feaver (damned college christmas parties and she didnt even kiss that well
)
so i lost a stone, yes lost a stone at christmas thats not right!!!
every chirstmass that i can remember i have been really ill
last year was glandular feaver (damned college christmas parties and she didnt even kiss that well
)so i lost a stone, yes lost a stone at christmas thats not right!!!
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
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mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
Posted:
I love Christmas. Normally i travel half way across the world to see family and guess what the tradition is? Give MONEY! Cross that with the fact that our family is pretty big... bonus!
Another good thing is that they can't come visit you on impulse and because it's like once a year, they pretty much always give me compliments like 'wow, you've grown' or 'you're getting handsome' (pretty obvious lie, but i still enjoy it)
Only downside is that the money seems to disappear as quickly as it arrives in my pocket...
I love Christmas. Normally i travel half way across the world to see family and guess what the tradition is? Give MONEY! Cross that with the fact that our family is pretty big... bonus!
Another good thing is that they can't come visit you on impulse and because it's like once a year, they pretty much always give me compliments like 'wow, you've grown' or 'you're getting handsome' (pretty obvious lie, but i still enjoy it)
Only downside is that the money seems to disappear as quickly as it arrives in my pocket...
It's better to burn out than to fade away
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Posted:
Thanx for that. I was only 13 and who would let a kid that age drink to thet extent anyway? All I'm saying is I'm not ashamed and i've dun a lot worse scince! (with chemical stimulation of course)
Thanx for that. I was only 13 and who would let a kid that age drink to thet extent anyway? All I'm saying is I'm not ashamed and i've dun a lot worse scince! (with chemical stimulation of course)
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old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK
Posted:
that pride in actions?
rather than learning? :-P
ah for chemical bases silly things
that pride in actions?
rather than learning? :-P
ah for chemical bases silly things
Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars
Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film
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Posted:
see i can't even say i like christmas for that because last year i got like a fiver or sumthing silly like that
see i can't even say i like christmas for that because last year i got like a fiver or sumthing silly like that
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Posted:
I want roboraptor this year. I was never allowed stuff like that when I was living at home.
I want roboraptor this year. I was never allowed stuff like that when I was living at home.
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mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
Posted:
lol, just watched the commercial on the roboraptor site.
the commercial itself was alright, the narrator was a bit weird cos he's a bit too over enthusiastic and then i cracked up when he said 'batteries not included, from wowee' .
that kinda ruined it for me
lol, just watched the commercial on the roboraptor site.
the commercial itself was alright, the narrator was a bit weird cos he's a bit too over enthusiastic and then i cracked up when he said 'batteries not included, from wowee' .
that kinda ruined it for me
It's better to burn out than to fade away
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Posted:
I want it so I can tease the dog and kid with it! It's gonna be soooooooooooo fun!
I want it so I can tease the dog and kid with it! It's gonna be soooooooooooo fun!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
yes we were kids. you know i love ya really -
yes we were kids. you know i love ya really -
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Posted:
I love you too you b***h!
I love you too you b***h!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
remember when u threw my glasses down toilet lol
u had a row haha haha
remember when u threw my glasses down toilet lol
u had a row haha haha
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Its a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
Posted:
well 2 years ago i got pneumonia over christmas. It lasted about 6 weeks. And i was about 3 and a half hours away by plane from my home so i spent most of my time in the hotel bed trying to breathe,
fun times
well 2 years ago i got pneumonia over christmas. It lasted about 6 weeks. And i was about 3 and a half hours away by plane from my home so i spent most of my time in the hotel bed trying to breathe,
fun times
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