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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Sleeping Pippi Longstocking style...feet on the pillows, head at the foot of the bed. ubblol

Must've been a violent night.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
It's always good to get a big dose of confusion when you first wake up.
Where am I?
How did I get here?
What happened last night?
Who's that?
etc

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
I do all that, most nights.



In sleep, I become somewhat of a retard it seems.



*will except all jibes of "What's your excuse in the daytime" jibes with extreme ill Humour*



*glares at Cantus*



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yoniGOLD Member
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Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh i do that all the time, i really should move my bed away from the wall,
also i wake up half fallen out of bed and aching lots cos i don't have a head on my bed

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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Bubbles_SILVER Member
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3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
i (so ive been told) sometimes cross my legs in my sleep, not like the normal sitting position, but rather while im lying down, raise one knee and the other leg crosses over..... i just think that maybe it might be more comfy....

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JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
I remember when the poster above my bed fell off the wall and landed on me in the middle of the night... dont think if freaked out so much in my entire life before eek

Also dont you hate it when you fall asleep on your arms and when you wake up the next morning they totally numb?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
i hate trying to scream when having nightmares, cause you're bodies all paralyzed, and you don't understand that you're in a dreamm....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


JerryDSILVER Member
member
136 posts
Location: Maryland, USA


Posted:
Written by: JonnyRok



Also dont you hate it when you fall asleep on your arms and when you wake up the next morning they totally numb?




That happened to me once, both arms _totally_ numb, couldn't turn off the alarm clock for a full minute or so, arms just flopping about. Freaked me out at the time, but laughed about it once I had woken up a bit.

I was touched by His Noodly Appendage


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Yeh know what you mean... I was lying on my stomach at the time and had to some how roll over to get the circulation back in my arms. Needless to say it would have been very entertaining for anyone watching.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


_Aimée_SILVER Member
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4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha, I've got an image of you both using your torso to swing your arms poi stylee to hit in the alarm clock ubblol

.:star:.SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

JonnyRokBRONZE Member
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446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Written by: *Aimée*


haha, I've got an image of you both using your torso to swing your arms poi stylee to hit in the alarm clock ubblol




Yup you got it in a nustshell, though you left out the grunts of effort biggrin

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


DomBRONZE Member
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3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
When I can't sleep I sometimes swap ends of the bed and for some reason that works. Just annoys the girlfriend when she wakes up hugging feet!

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Written by: JonnyRok


Also dont you hate it when you fall asleep on your arms and when you wake up the next morning they totally numb?




It's worse when you wake up and someone else is asleep on your arm... see when you're asleep on your arm you can move, but when it is someone else, you dont, in fear of waking them up

I used to move around alot in my sleep. Im actually surprised my cousin never woke up with any black eyes as I accidently punched her a few times.

I remember once at a cuboree i was sleeping in a big tent with a few hundred people (it was the eating shelter made into a tent for the last night) and I was sleeping near this guy, and I woke up during the night and I wasnt on my pillow, so I reached out and grabbed it, but there was a head on my pillow! so I tried to move the person, but couldnt, ended up sharing a pillow with them. In the morning I woke up and realised I was on this guys pillow and my sleeping mat was a few metres away, and I had also done a 90 degree turn at some stage.

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893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Written by: Hanz


It's worse when you wake up and someone else is asleep on your arm... see when you're asleep on your arm you can move, but when it is someone else, you dont, in fear of waking them up





Especially when they are using it as a pillow smile

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
i saw the subject and started singing -
woke up this morning, feeling fine.....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
I often wake up to find I've switched my light on, during my snoozing. This warmth and light attracts wasps. frown

Willy - is bad for your health...


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Tink L. Pants


i saw the subject and started singing -
woke up this morning, feeling fine.....




I saw the title and started singing -
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


.:star:.SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
I saw the title, then i lost because the title begins in the same way as another thread..
So I was riding home on the subway today...
which always makes me loose

damn you doc DAMN YOUUUUUU!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
I just lost frown

Can you lose in your sleep?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
..if you dream about the game

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
It's getting to the point where I say "Damn, I lost" in my sleep. My girlfreind thinks I have a gambling problem, and I've taken to muttering when:

1. I walk past a "Subway" shop.

2. I hear the words "Doctor", "Lightning", "Lost", "Game".

3. I visit HoP.

4. I see my car (minus the board).

You've ruined my life Doc! I hope you're happy, and have your lawyers' number to hand!

(Either that or a good psychologist)

biggrin

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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yoniGOLD Member
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3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have had that poster problem before and f*** is it freaky

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon



argh i woke up with limbs in strange places... smile






eek



This is still a PG board, right?



That just reeks of badness Miss Pigeon.... or is my mind just a lil dirty this evening?
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


and your legs up by your ears... biggrin




No comment biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Hehe ... limbs in strange places

I fell asleep on my arm once. I freaked out when I woke up coz it felt like I was lying on a chunk of cold meat! Not cool!

I think the worst for me is when I stretch in my sleep. I get these horrible, painfull cramps in my calf muscles. I actually cried myself awake coz it was so sore!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Damn you. You just started a loosing spree.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
me and my mate (female) are as bad as each other while sleeping, the ammount of times i've been kicked in the shins. mind you i have woken up using her chest as a pillow which was fery nice and comfortable haha

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
oh and.................






i just lost also

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Aaaaahhhhh!

Why!!!!!! ubbcrying

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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*Owner of Brenn*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I lost at the weekend and now, grrrrr

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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