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Location: San Diego California
I dont want to go home, if I do I just have to clean up everyone elses mess at the barracks.
I have no desire to do that, so can I get some entertainment porfavor
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
My friend just sent me this - think its quite funny. Hope it keeps you amused briefly
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Ya tata ya tata ya tata
-enters Stix stage left wearing a pink tutu on a uincycle-
Morning Ray -wobble- how ya doing today? -wobble- Did you know that today in 1898 corn flakes were introduced by William Kellog? -teeter,- Waits for gasp of amazement after sharing such profound knowledge..
Poetry corner.. -cycles badly over to Poetry corner-
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
-out come the juggle balls.. a quick flourish and it's all over - Stix fall in crumpled heap in the floor - gets up quickly just in time for the finally - raptidliteedeeeee (drum roll)
TAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The crowd goes wild -raahhh!- Looks around sheepishly for Ray reation
[ 16 October 2002, 22:24: Message edited by: Stix ]
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Round of applause for the Lady, lads & lassies.
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
*laughs*
Thanks hehe
thought Kat your pic dont show up
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Oh Sorry Raymund I can see it on mine. I don't know what happened.
What about this one?
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
nope sorry
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Well I just don't know!!
Hopefully my ineptitude at posting images amused you anyway
So a joke for you instead
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says,
"Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're minging"
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
awwwwwww! that's so mean! I laughed for ages!
I can't see your pics either Kat
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Sorry, I didnt get it, whats minging?
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Shhh Ros, you were meant to make Raymund think there was a conspiracy against him and that he was the only one who could not see my pics!
One last try
Oil be darned!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Minging-- vb. uk slang - not very nice way for saying 'your not very pretty' err.. you are a minger! She was full of mingness.. she mings.. he mings.. he was a minger but he had plastic surgery.. etc
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
lol. vb. to ming! ROFL!
minging is like 'foul' or 'ugly' etc........
but kinda more slang
Geologists do it in the dirt................
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
wahooooo, KAT - I saw that one.
tis very clever indeedy!
Geologists do it in the dirt................
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
You could go to www.visualparadox.com and download some cool wallpaper...
Or I could dance around in my Marilyn Monroe outfit for you...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Bumped the slang thread back up for us all to share our International words of wisdom with one another!
Don't you love the Bush oil gif! Very clever!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
However much I disagree with that pic will not stop the fact that I find it absolutly funny as hell!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Good on ya Raymondo
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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