Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
"...heaven is ordering a six piece chicken nugget and getting seven...and a switchblade."
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Helen
Though I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 80,000 feet and climbing.
Ravers don't stumble and fall, we trip and roll!!!
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
Written by: mynci
Standard stuff...Immac on the eyebrows at night, so when they wash their face in the morning they fell off!!!
The Best bit about it was he had an interview for oxford uni and had no eyebrows
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Written by: Tinklepants
Superglueing a Pound coin to the floor in a shopping centre is one of my favourites.