"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Anyone got anymore??? Im bored
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...
Hubert_CumberdaleSILVER Member [psylocibin fingerbobe]. 479 posts Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted: It's quite safe Sir, you just pop this metal harness on your and flick this switch like so.....
newgabeSILVER Member what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls. 4,030 posts Location: Bali, Australia
Posted: Glowies? Wow can I have a go?
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
blu_valleySILVER Member fluffy mess 197 posts Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted: Um... Goodbye...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
blu_valleySILVER Member fluffy mess 197 posts Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted: No, not like that, here let me show you....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
blu_valleySILVER Member fluffy mess 197 posts Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted: Get off the nuclear warhead.....
'hmmpha marmmhurramphar'- Kenny from South Park
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
CloudscapeSILVER Member Member 62 posts Location: Dublin, Ireland
Posted: Not quite last words but on Spike Milligan's gravestone it says
"I told you I was sick"
Remember what the doormouse said
Sir Nuggit....is a liability 899 posts Location: playing with traffic
Posted: What elephant? Are you sure you want me to put it in anyway? Does anyone feel that? Is it me or is it hot in here? (me to my Mum when my house burnt down in 1992)
Okay, very not tasteful: It's okay it's only a small wave!
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
BumfroIts a bum with an afro... 223 posts Location: Newcastle NSW