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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
*noddy slyly put himself up for auction*
just for blu and mynci
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I bid my recently clipped toenails on Noddy.
And some fluff in my pocket.
And a box of condoms...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
looks promising
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Offers for noddy...
Time immortal
Much respect and
'sHis own private universe
A fire proof bouncy castle full of jelly (noddys choice of flavour)
A stealth monkey (mynci) suit
2 sheets of orange stickers (dots, squares, triangles and stars)
What ever he should ask in future (even the impossible)
Me to praise him on as many HoPpers intros as I can manage
Anything cool I find whilst tidying wimbledon common
2 little green knobbly finger things
A scary white mask
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Written by: Mynci
Offers for noddy...
Time immortal
Much respect and
His own private universe
A fire proof bouncy castle full of jelly (noddys choice of flavour)
A stealth monkey (mynci) suit
2 sheets of orange stickers (dots, squares, triangles and stars)
What ever he should ask in future (even the impossible)
Me to praise him on as many HoPpers intros as I can manage
Anything cool I find whilst tidying wimbledon common
2 little green knobbly finger things
A scary white mask
Written by: screech
for domino
all the spots from a set of dominoes
3 pizzas of his choice
a glowstick
5 weapons from a cluedo set
and a little plastic castle from a fish tank
Currently reconsidering my value...
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*sniggers* I'll bid later for you domino..busy at mo sneaking post on Hop
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
wow i feel valued
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Nod...there is more to be bid for you....
2 welly phones (free calls to your best friend)
Somewhere warm and dark to lurk
Magical colour changing hair dye (thought activated)
a gang of fruit
2 magic carpets (in case 1 wears out)
the secret to the art of trixydermy
a course in noodle manipulation
and
Gap year mission De-briefing *snigger* in a pub or place of your choice
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
OOOh for Noddy I bid
My love and adoration
a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
loads of random PMs
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Written by: screech
for domino
all the spots from a set of dominoes
3 pizzas of his choice
a glowstick
5 weapons from a cluedo set
and a little plastic castle from a fish tank
add to bid
2 cuddly eeores
a magic desk tidy that never runs out of stationary
a pot of exploding purple goo
unlimited x-box action on whatever game he chooses
a day inside the head of any person of your choice
an automatic bubble maker and a years supply of bubble mixture
a trip around the galaxy
and 39 of ali ba-ba's 40 thieves
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
oh men on sale... *drools*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
for brit_joe
a bouncy ball in rainbow stripes
a pink hammock with fluffy edges
a set of rainbow flag poi
a tube of lube (un-opened)
dinner in a fancy restaurant with a hopper of his choice
4 litres of cherry coke
and a bowl of green m & m's
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I will up my bid for domino to include:
a red sticker
a tree
a sieve (almost new)
the nile river
and a pear
I will also up my bid for noddy to include:
an everlasting lighter
a dragon egg
3 forks
and a wheelbarrow filled with elastic bands
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
ooo tough bidding you two
erm...i dunno who you decide?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Ok Im up for auction, first time too!
Tall blue eyed poi spinner with a fascination for fire, pie and anything else I feel like.
Any takers? Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I think that we need a rule where all wares must have shirtless pics somewhere.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
on ya bike mr
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Noddy..I up my bid to include....
A toblerone house, with nutella cement and a jaffa cake chimney
An army or loyal flying monkeys (led by leonard - half cat half monkey)
all the alcohol in the world (twice)
a small russian child trained in vodka making from potato peel
a log fire
meeces
the secret of true hypnotism (not that shoddy paul mckenna crap)
biscuit ice cream
the cure for hiccups
14 rolls of green gaffa tape
magic lotion (ooooh magic)
x-ray contact lenses (specs are sooo 19-yesterday)
2 chicken fillets
1 gargoyle lord
several minions
a kookaburra
1 x Free mahi mahi
bungle from rainbow to stand next to bouncy castle
The ultimate scalextic
power over the media
1 x unversal communicators
a giant white chocolate cloud
a skittles rainbow
a personal teleportation device ( driving is so passé)
magic sand (as seen on TV) batteries not included
a life-time supply of batteries
joke false teeth
a crystal ball
a broken snooker cue
the complete harry potter collection (inc. never before seen endings made up by me)
a cunning plan (re-useable)
A happy sausage
17 leeks
and
long distance clara
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
HOP librarian
1,841 posts
Location: Prague, Czech. Republic
Its auction her or what?
:R
POI THEO(R)IST
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
yep ive decided to put myself up for auction, making my own decisions is getting tedious...tall, blonde, blue eyes...
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: JonnyRok
Ok Im up for auction, first time too!
Tall blue eyed poi spinner with a fascination for fire, pie and anything else I feel like.
Hmmm. A spare man would be handy.....
I shall bid:
A bumper book of crosswords
A small fern
A yellow mug with a chip in the top
A thing for removing spiders so you don't have to go near them
My fantastic chicken pie
An entire collection of Cher albums
Some twigs in a pot
A piece of string
Some naval fluff
A raindrop
A wiggly catepiller
A bell
Some false nails
2 homemade apple pies with cinnamon ice cream on the side
Any good to you?
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
SELL ME! SELL ME!!!
i can cook roast potatoes and make cheese sandwiches!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Oh, now I'm torn. Jonnyrok or Dyke Boy?
I can never get my roasties to go right......
Well, I'll leave my bids as they stand, and for you, DB, I'll bid:
25 Maris Pipers
A flute
A free CD from Computer Arts
A tiller from a small boat
Half a bottle of diet coke
A paint brush
The spots off a ladybug
A cashew nut
A lock of my hair - it's red
Some organic apple juice
Half a bag of pistashio nuts
A parrot
A small fluffy baby penguin
A bottle of bubbles
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Tempting bid... but let me view some other offers first
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
For JonnyRok I bid:
Lots of tasty nachos
A zigzag surf magazine (December 2003 Issue)
A fluffy pink pillow
Infinate
A shiny lightsaber (green in colour)
All the powers of a ninja
Tons of anime to watch forever
A year's worth of free pie
5 packets of 2 minute noodles
My Good Charlotte cd
And last but not least, a bucket of smarties
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Written by: Doc Lightning
I think that we need a rule where all wares must have shirtless pics somewhere.
How about a picture of just my shirt?
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Add to my bid for JonnyRok:
A swimming pool full of jelly
A cup of tea
A bumber sticker that says " Dont follow me, I'm lost too"
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I have a feeling I may be being outbid for Jonnyrok so I will add:
Half a tube of wine gums
An orchid
An inflatable pillow
A smelly candle
A small troll
A pie empire
Enough trifle to fill the Albert Hall
And all the change in my wallet.....um.....28p
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
that'll do for me!!
sold sold sold!
whos the auctioneer?
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
I got competition!
JonnyRok, I up my bid to include:
A tub of ice-cream, any flavour you desire
A waterfall of jelly beans
My blue blankie to keep you warm at night
A ninja outfit
and lots more nachos!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
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