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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
naughty but nice enough to sell yourself for?
Cmon, you know you wanna
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Just a sec....as owner of blu can I stop sales to her
surely I must be able to say "you may not buy screech as you are my property if buying outside of BMVC" sure it's in section 37 paragraph 2 part a subsection ii.
ohhhh sales veto...(only If I want to mind...haven't decided yet..whats it worth?)
the high flying world of corporate sales...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
well youll have to show it to me to re-jog my memory. I belive we left those particulars in Burmingham, and I'm not gonig to go fetch them.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Nope I have copies...in triplicate rescued by the welsh
and they were there too so no travelling required. your corporate manouvre, miss blu.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok ok
*bows down low*
Permission to bid for Screech my liege?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
after serious behind closed doors deliberation I agree to the terms....remember they are BMVC secrets not to be divulged.
and screech....if successful blu's bid will have a clause saying there is no chain of command from me....as long as all the small print is adhered to and certain clauses in my inbox fulfilled.
bid away my dear *whispers* that'll confuse them
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
So whos being sold now? I want to get a good seat so I can see all the screaming ladys bidding, details details people.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
screech is for sale joe
**********hidden mynci**********
EDITED_BY: Mynci (1128596740)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Oh good, *sits high on a balcony*
I heard through the grapevine doc has commented on him being cute once, we should see some bitch slapping
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I bid a free physical exam for Joe...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Is Joe up for bid?
Will up my bid for screech to include some gum and a towl.
You gotta sell yourself soon dude, its nearly past your exparation date! Most people sell themselves in a couple of days!
***Hidden Mynci found****
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Well im not putting myself up yet thats for sure, maybie in the future.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
sold to blu
if she signs the contract
(1) i am and always will be under the sole ownership of blu_valley
(2) i am not or ever will be subject to any commands issued by the BMVC thus Mynci has no chain of command over me due to his ownership of blu
(3) i am not to be resold or offered as payment in any other bids.
(4) this sale only covers 5/7 personalities that inhabit my mind the other 2 are far to dangerous to allow just anyone to have controll over. as they controll the aspects of my personality that protect me from harm.
(5)...........................................signed .................. date
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
hmmm, not to sure I like those particulars... you cant put yourself up for auction and then at the end say that some of your personalities are not included....
No fair!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
lol he seems eager to be sold, maybie we need more people putting in bids
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
lol. I dont seem to have too much competition in the bidding steaks.I dont think i can accept the merchandise under the terms of the contract. What happened to the good old days where transactions like this were based on faith?! I will not sign!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
personal safety if i gave those up i'd end up a mess
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
conditions can be negotiated
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
hmmm..let negotiations ensue!! I will sign nothing,it is not within my power so I am disinclined aquies to you request.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
the 2 aspects of my personality i wish to hold on to are the ones that kick in whenever i suffer emotional or physical trauma they have no use to anyone but me and are usually locked away in a wooden box however you can take them but i keep the key to the lock. that way i have to ask before they are unleashed but you have the power to stop me using them
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Right.
I'm now offically broke so I'm putting my self up for auction.
May God forgive me...
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Screech, consider yorself mine!
For Domino I bid:
All the £20 notes from one monopoly board game
a pair of shoelaces (one broken)
some wierd syrupy stuff in a 'worlds greatest lover' mug
half a bottle of peppermint foot cooling lotion
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a pool of jelly
and some lint
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
cool i'm all blu's
for domino
all the spots from a set of dominoes
3 pizzas of his choice
a glowstick
5 weapons from a cluedo set
and a little plastic castle from a fish tank
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*ahem* before screech is blu's I believe there are another set of negotiations that need to be completed....blu..need I remind you?
until such time screech may remain in limbo or follow blu's lead in completing my request.....(GOTCHA) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
i thought Blu and Mynci were the conglomerate? otherwise im confused as to who owns me??
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
We are, but the whole world turning against us,so some purchases are seperate. We have joint ownership of you vamp.
Remind me again mynci, i remember iwas supposed to do something but not what it was...im having a slow day...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
PM'd blu and vamp you are 1 of the select few lucky enough to have 2 beautiful and kind owners so you cannot be mistreated by just 1 tyrant....instead we are an autonimous collective....well 2 tyrants anyway
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok, ok..... negotiations are underway,check pms.
Speak for yourself! Im not a tyrant! Im a South African! But beautiful and kind...yes, I concurr
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
*gets in line*
Ive changed my mind, you can put me up for auction after domino now, just odnt expect many bidders going for me :P
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Brit Joe I bid:
18 litres of water
a pool filled with jelly and two gorgeous men of your choice
a palm tree
a pirate ship
a jam doughnut
and a green paperclip
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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