ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"
Live your life, the way you want to live it.
So have fun. And be happy
Love you nantheos
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Health is a secondary consideration when you have a lifestyle to maintain
Not seen a Banana do Double staff in the woods? You obviously weren't at that party!
'my guess would be staffers dont waste time talking bollox' - strugz
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE"
I can't be evil; I'm wearing pink.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
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