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Posted: 30th Sep 2004
>It's not that i want to... KILL.. the monkeys... it's just that i want them... to... not be living... anymore....<

i mean that in a good way, cause i love monkeys... n stuff

Bonus points to whoever can tell me where the quote in the "><"s came from!

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

Posted: 30th Sep 2004
is it from a tv show that you like enough to watch too many times. And love enough to quote?


What do i win?

Meh

Posted: 1st Oct 2004
bonus points...

...shiny bonus point...

i think you can use em at chuckee cheese's... or somethin

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

Posted: 18th Mar 2005
oh i do love the monkeys i do....
i saw one die the other day though which wasnt very nice

Posted: 18th Mar 2005
im going on a coach trip to Monkey World on 1st april

Posted: 18th Mar 2005
has any1 ever wathched that TV show monkey? Its about sum japanese prince having majik adventures. I remember it being a tad risque.

this is him


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hehehe! Crazy facial hair!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 20th Mar 2005
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arrgghhh i remember that show! it was crazy!

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Posted: 20th Mar 2005
it was indeed crazy. I loved it. it made me giggle!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 24th May 2005
I am a monkey (can't you tell by the spelling)
munkey
munki
munci
mynci
Yeah!
And i'm more advanced than those people from dorset (they have no thumbs) I have 4!!!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Posted: 24th May 2005
WOOT! monkeys rock!

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Posted: 24th May 2005
I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

Posted: 24th May 2005



Possibly the funniest thing i have ever read! Pure comic brilliance

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 25th May 2005
MONKEY MAGIC! thats the show Rabid Dog!!

Hey check out some of my pictures, ive got sum of my pet monkey up (its not a real one )

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Posted: 25th May 2005
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, Some up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the Monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… "Faaaaaaark dude....... like, how much water did you drink?!!"

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens

Posted: 25th May 2005
The above post is courtesy of Spacey

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens

Posted: 26th May 2005

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Posted: 26th May 2005
monkeys?

pfft

y'know, i can take em or leave em.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 26th May 2005
get out! get out!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Posted: 26th May 2005
i am the monkey and you can't stop me...

https://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anyhoo.htm






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Posted: 7th Jun 2005
Monkey's are the bestest of the best! anyone who likes monkey's should go to:

www.monkeyworld.co.uk

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Posted: 7th Jun 2005
Monkeys are nice and all, but I'd lay odds on my army of helper raccoons.

Yellow and blue make green.

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
Lots of people, including me, likes monkeys!

Here just look at these loverly monkey (and ape) portraits

(go to enter, and portraits)

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

Posted: 26th Aug 2005

Written by: JP Madam SNOOPoi

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anyone who likes monkey's should go to:

www.monkeyworld.co.uk

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I've been there... the monkeys are awesome!

I saw Jim (the owner) while I was there, too... He wasn't in a cage, though...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
awwww shucks!!!

Its great to see that you all love me and my family so much!!!
HUGZ FOR ALL!!!

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
pfft

monkeys?

i dunno

i guess they're ok...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
Thaught this might make another monkey smile

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
from last page:

Written by: simian

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monkeys?

pfft

y'know, i can take em or leave em.

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so it looks like you're slowly coming round mr simian...

another two or three years and you might even think monkeys are approaching 'good'


cole. x

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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Posted: 26th Aug 2005
I'm with you pyro cousin
we monkeys rock, simians just jealous coz he don't have a tail.
this is for mynci (sorry) monkey dislikers.....>

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
It's the cool thing to do these days, to like monkeys.

They're nothing special.


(Lemonkey nickname chosen for me by somebody else, don't associate me a monkeyy-lover)

Willy - is bad for your health...

Posted: 26th Aug 2005
One of my friends owns a little pet monkey. Does that make her brother a monkeys uncle?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!