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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


philhewsBRONZE Member
newbie
37 posts
Location: England (UK)


Posted:
Because 'it' specifically asked for you.

Can I go home?

WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Only if you ask 'it' first.

Why do books want to see me in agony?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you crack their spines and fold their corners

where does the dark go when you switch the light on ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
It hides behind things, the light burns it.

Why do you torcher the dark?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
simply because

how am i going to breath with no air ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Evolve gills very quickly and jump in a river.

Where have i been?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
around

where haven't you been ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Out of state.

Why does everyone post over night?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Because I don't have access to a computer during the day. That and different time zones.

Will "it" make a comeback?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
He did, and he knew what yer fears were.


What chicken is purple with a golden beak?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
Once upon a time Mr. H- went for a stroll in the woods. Never had he seen so many of those little things, the ones that irked him by becoming lodged in his tendrils, so with a heavy heart he caught some of them and took them home in a specially prepared pouch. Unfortunately the pouch had been specially prepared for something quite different and all but one of the little things escaped and flew off unnoticed into his bedside lamp, there to wait until the time was right.

Several years later Mr H-'s neighbour, the Screaming Idiot, cornered him violently by the unnecessary wardrobe in the road and asked him several rather tricky questions, to which Mr. H- could make no reply, having surreptitiously hidden four or five objects in his mouth. That and the fact that the Screaming Idiot never spoke, except on Wednesdays. This being an unrecorded day other than Wednesday, all Mr. H- heard were some strange muffled noises coming from somewhere nearby.

"This will most certainly not do!" thought Mr. Q-, as he watched the scene unfolding from his hiding place beneath the unnecessary wardrobe, and pounced quite unexpectedly on Mrs. R-, who had just returned from the cattle market with a large and reasonably unwieldy object that nobody could identify.

Mrs. R-'s reaction was understandable, to say the least.

All at once the surviving cast exited stage left and all that could be seen, for miles around, was an unknown man with an extremely large hand pointing to a distant glimmer on the horizon which seemed to be headed our way.

As it drew nearer it became apparent that it was hunting for something and rushed past Mr. H- and the now unnaturally still Screaming Idiot leaving in its wake a stunned silence and a single purple feather. It had gone, quite uninvited, straight into Mr. H-'s house via the kitchen window. Clearly it was after something to eat. However, when Mr. H- had finally reclaimed his senses and given them to Mrs. R's object (the only trustworthy one in the immediate vicinity, since the departure of the unnecessary wardrobe) for temporary safe-keeping and ventured into his kitchen to survey the probable damage, all he found was a note written in a hurried scrawl and pasted artfully to the water dripping from the leaky tap.

It did not take much courage on Mr. H-'s part to ignore this note as, by this late stage in the proceedings, he was stultifyingly unable to see. Luckily Mr. Q- flew to the rescue by charging headlong up the stairs. When, after a period of several days, he finally came back downstairs, and having sheepishly mumbled something about getting lost under the carpet, he produced the culprit.

"Explain yourself", requested Mr. H-, who had had quite enough of this long and pointless story.

"I most humbly beg your forgiveness", replied what appeared to be a chicken, "but I was going much too fast to stop. As you can see I have recently had a nice new coat of paint, bright purple no less. I used it to trick a pensioner out of this golden beak (a family heirloom, no less) with which you see my face furnished (they're so easy to fool, you see, I feel it my duty to rob them at every available opportunity). However, on this occasion I was spotted by the local constabulary and found it necessary to flee post haste. I hope I haven't inconvenienced you greatly."

It turned out to taste very good.


What happened in the dark when no one was around?

wherever you go, there you are.


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
I read an intresting story about chickens, wadrobes and people that only have single letters for names.

What happened to the golden beak?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
It was eated in being mistaked for a fortuney cooky.

Why is bad grammar so fun?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
my bad gramma isn't fun she's nasty

why does curry give me strange dreams ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
because its strange.

Why do I always have strange dreams?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you must eat to much curry

who is st. helier and why did they make pear cider mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (far to p'ed )?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
St. Helier (or Helerius) was a Belgian ascetic monk who set up home on the little islet in the mouth of the bay that now has his name on Jersey in 540 AD. From there he sallied forth and undertook the mighty task of converting the entire population of Jersey. All by himself. A massive 30 PEOPLE!!!

He was killed by pirates in 555 AD, but continues to brew booze even to this day.

Why do people always call it pear cider and not perry, as it should be?

wherever you go, there you are.


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mass marketing.

Why do insect bite's have to itch so much.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
They don't HAVE to, they only do it to piss you off.

What time was it earlier?

wherever you go, there you are.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hammer time......

what time is bed time ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
time for you to get a watch!


Mayo Naise?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


illevaleThe smarticle person
1 post

Posted:
Is icky!...if you meant mayonnaise?

where does mayo come from?

:X the one who lives under your bed


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
It comes from a magical well deep in some forest...

Or is that water?

(Yay! Mah Sista made an account!!)

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
No, this here is water.

Why is the earth not flat anymore?

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because someone thought it would be fun to make it a bouncy ball.

Why do I love music?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you wrote it on a little note

why can't i stop getting tattooed ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
Your tattoo artist is deaf. So just telling him that he can finally put down the needle just won't do it.

Why are veggies (especially cauliflower) so heavy to carry?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because they're not actually malnourished, despite what a lot of other people think.


Why, if you make.. say.. a fresh mug of hot chocolate, and tap the bottom of the mug with the spoon in the same place several times, does the pitch of the 'ting' sound rise every time you tap it- until you stir it, when it goes back down again..?(try it!)

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


TenFingersBradGOLD Member
Smeeeeg Heeeeeed
25 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because the stress of waiting for the hot drink to cool down is causing the tapper(in this case yourself) to tense the small muscles in the inner ear, resulting in the heightening of pitch. (I swear.)


Why is it that circles so relaxing?

Much Heart.


chemairoSILVER Member
person who like to spin all gears
62 posts
Location: Germany - Düsseldorf


Posted:
Because there are it smile

What comes behind the stars?
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