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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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PinkNigelPinker than thou
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..


Posted:
No, the elephant could spell...

Unless:

What was Anna getting banned for?

A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Teasing "Nelly the elephant". wink

Is punk dead?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


burninghamSecond wave. DIVE!
132 posts

Posted:
it's merely sleeping. Shhhhh.



why is kia ora too orangey for crows?
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Hello?


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
because it smells like lavender

did you say that?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
No. I said "SPARTA!"

Can you hand me that thimble and thread?

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PinkNigelPinker than thou
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..


Posted:
Don't call me "thimble and thread"!!

Will the seventh Harry Potter book be any good?

A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Only as good as the seventh Star Wars movie.


Why can't elephants jump?

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fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
because they can fly.

where were they when they said it would never happen?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
in a half empty glass.

An elephant has seven acorns. He goes to the market and trades them for three badgers. One badger gets leprosy and infects both other badgers and the elephant. In the frenzy, he loses his balloon. Solve for x.

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
x= 3.714 recurring tomatos. And one albanian coin.


What do circus people run away and join?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Centrelink ubblol


When is the best time to change a lightbulb?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
When you can stand on the ladder and have someone turn it around for you to unscrew the bulb.

Why does this pie taste like donkey poop?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because the chef was probably an ass.

(puntastic!)


Why was 6 sad?

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FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Because Bounce was whimpy.

Knock knock?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Oh look! A pair of knockers!

Can you describe the world in three words?

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FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Love Light Laughter

Can you describe yourself in one word?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
twat


can a midget be considered tall?

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
no but a dwarf among midgets can rolleyes

can you really ever be "shady"

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
If you were christened that, yes.

Do ducks dream?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Every night, about poetry and incestual unicorns.


Is it possible to grow a rock in your garden?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
It is with the right kind of attitude.

When is the best time to yell "SPARTA!" at someone?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
When you don't know them and they're looking in the opposite direction.


If people can mutate into sheep, why don't they retain the ability to open gates and doors?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because sheep or sheep-people don't have opposable thumbs. they have hooves.

It also stops them from performing other fine motor tasks such as completing crosswords, knitting, and self gratification.

How did Pandas, with their docile disposition and ridiculous fur colouring, survive to this day and age?

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Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because of their reproductive skills!
Panda. n. Eats, shoots and leaves.


What's the difference between a duck?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


DeempjeSILVER Member
member
110 posts
Location: Naaldwijk, Netherlands


Posted:
Green

How high is a ladder?

Well how about that...


robnunchucksBRONZE Member
enthusiast
363 posts
Location: manchester uk


Posted:
depends how long your tights are biggrin

how big is the worlds biggist midgit?

My nunchucks vital statictics biggrin

weight: 500g
handle lenght: 16 inches
chain length: 2 inches


FelixwahSILVER Member
journeyman
81 posts
Location: Norhwich/Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
smaller than the worlds smallest person

why are oranges called oranges but banana's not called yellows?

Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because the colour orange was actually invented by the guy who discovered oranges -- who had never seen anything orange before!
(Fake tan hadn't been invented either).


Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because cars have a better union

Who stole my street-cred?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
That was your street cred? Sorry 'bout that...

Can giraffes swim?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky



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