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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
going! now a one two three - pivot pause turn step step pause pivit jump pause step step! all together now!

aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
without even noticing that pounce who's now suffering of dehydration has fell to the ground...

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
until aimee tripped over her, stumbling into the rest of the dancers

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


RadzynSILVER Member
HoP Star Wars Aficionado
183 posts
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA


Posted:
, knocking them over like dominoes.

~Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.


TuTuManBRONZE Member
Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
139 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA


Posted:
and somehow setting the place ablaze because one of the dancers spontaneously combusted. Then the ceiling opened up and in jumps...

::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
lightning, with his medicine bag in hand.

"Never fear! Doc is here!" he shouted in a very heroic voice.

He runs to the aid of the flaming dancer, and mistaking the dancer for a staff, begins to twirl and spin along to the booty shakin' of the partiers.

Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
throwing and catching and twirling and spining lightning, goes on and on untill with one more mighty spin the fire goes out, and lightning collapeses onto the ground puffed. the on lookers look on shocked to see that the "staff" is infact not a staff at all but indeed a very dizzy Puk, who then...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
...dissapears into a pile of very burnt ashes and a puff of smoke! eek

kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
The other dancers looked on in Horror at the pile of ashes on the floor.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Then Puk walks in behind them.
They all turn confused. If that wasn't Puk then who was it?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RadzynSILVER Member
HoP Star Wars Aficionado
183 posts
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA


Posted:
While they're all looking around in confusion, Radzyn grabs the vacuum cleaner and fires it up.

~Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
Only to find the ashes have disappeared. All that is left is a set of foot prints heading out the back door.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


TuTuManBRONZE Member
Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
139 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA


Posted:
they open the back door and find TuTu walking away with a huge slice of pizza noshing on it. TuTu's pupils are diolated and he just sits there giggling staring at the floor. Radzyn aproaches TuTu and asks him....

::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
You know what eating ashes and pizza does to you. Your going to be out your box for day's now.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


Posted:
Radzyn just shrugs and carries on eating his pizza and ashes.

Meanwhile....

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
the badgers were playing football, winning for england, until magical trevor spitited them away. The HoPpers decided that it was time to spin then, so they all dashed onto the football field, and played soccer with their spinning implements.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


Posted:
The crowd went wild and a new world wide past time was born!

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


MeleSILVER Member
A perth girl gone walkabout...
396 posts
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia


Posted:
The HOPpers danced and spun and spun some more, till the following dawn broke and they, enhausted, fell to the ground.

I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
"What are we going to do now" one of them said.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
"Let's go and buy magic beans from that nice pixie over there!" One said, and off they trekked to get magic beans.

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


TheSilverShadowBRONZE Member
Uncle Chop Chop
213 posts
Location: Time is the Fire in which we burn, United Kingdom


Posted:
On there way to get the magic beans they bumped in to a small vole "Hello said the vole" .......

"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
Firebunny looked up in surprise. "I think the vole may have beaten us to those magic beans..." she whispered to the others. "quick! grab him! Don't let him get away!!"

kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
They chased the vole into a dark cave.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


poi_boySILVER Member
stranger
42 posts
Location: dunstable, uk


Posted:
they saw two flashes as the vole lit it's poi an ran towards them

easy ! ;p every days a festival!


wouacGOLD Member
Poi-tato
183 posts
Location: Iceberg 319, Canada


Posted:
thinking like all beautifully cognitive sentient life forms they ran up a wall in slow motion and proceeded to throw their fecal matter at the stunned vole as it turned and fled behing a large purple rock singing show tunes...

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potato's.


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
As the vole ran behind the rock, there was a puff of smoke.
The rock and the vole dissapered.
But they could still hear the singing of show tunes!

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


StaelynBRONZE Member
Member
63 posts
Location: CT, USA


Posted:
The all felt realy tired all of a suddon and had to sit down. There eyes started to shut. They relised that they hadn't gotton any rest in all there travels.
Plus the show tunes were putting them right to sleep. After all the tunes were from...

Dance, Dance, Dance!

"Time flys like an arrow, fruit flys like a bananna."


wouacGOLD Member
Poi-tato
183 posts
Location: Iceberg 319, Canada


Posted:
a giant ant about 3 cm's tall who was spraying bug spray at the rafters of the cave causing delerium and psychotism which eventually forced the travel weary adventurers into a crevice where they were promptly devoured by a ravenous beast with 5 eyes and half a leg

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potato's.


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
Due to the beasts half a leg he could only walk in circles.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
which needless to say did nothing for his temper... after about the 5th turn round the beast realised what is was doing (beastes arent the brightes of things you now) it became very mad, and let out an earsplitting roar - which woke up the hoppers with a start. they all looked at it dumbly for a moment untill kiteman regained his wits and yelled:
"oh my goodness its a huge over growen ant that has mutated into a ravenous beast with 5 eyes and half a leg!! and its 5 eyes are looking at us! quick wed better..."

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


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