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Motaddict
666 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
A very uninformed question, and perhaps pretty stupid, but still I've been wondering for ages..

If malcolm is member no. 2 who in the name of all things holy is member no. 1?

Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000001

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But you can make the Bastard work for it."

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MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
His son

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


Motaddict
666 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
Yes! yes yes,
That is cool,
The bing of enlightenment has binged, that has made my sunday,
Much homage to the hop cat

Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.


Captain HazzardBRONZE Member
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK


Posted:
He's not posted much has he?!

I only wanted to be 16... and free


the_sealmember
51 posts
Location: Oz


Posted:
I think your stupidity scale is broken:

quote:
On a scale of A to 6... Stupidity scale
Translated from hexadecimal this reads:

One a scale of 10 to 6... Stupidity scale

Feel free to borrow mine if this happens to yours again, it is based on the Stafford Simpson Stupidity Scale, tested by 4 blind monkeys and a shrubbery named Bert.

By embodying a nolstalgia for the past in new materials we retard an acceptance of the present and by extension, the future, because the future is in the present
-Guerilla Television, 1971


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Bert is a pretty damned intelligant shrubbery burnt one!!! (or on second thought is that the bush that we talk to after taking those pretty coloured pills...?)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
why are you discriminating against monkeys!! dont they have names to?! why does the shrub get a name but the monkeys are labelled by their disability!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Some would call it a disability, some would call it an extra challenge.

And try not to discriminate against monkeys who ar eboth stupid and have no names by making this obvious to everyone...

Shame on you!

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Seven - The CatDIAMOND Member
Pooh-Bah
2,055 posts
Location: New Zealand


Posted:
I am member no. 1

I was adopted by Malcolm & Cherry from the "cats protection league". My first human family were horrible to me but I was luckily rescued.
Malcolm and Cherry are the best . I am so glad to have them as part of my family.
They even let me play on the computer and email other HOP cats

I don't write too much cause I enjoy sleeping and dreaming of mice (not a computer mouse , I am talking about a real one that vibrates).

Purr purr

Seven

Resistance is futile
I have retractable claws


KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
awww Seven is such a cute little kitty.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Unlike monkeys who are evil and trying to take over the world. They have opposable toes. They have the advantage.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
what about koalas? they have two thumbs per paw [i think??]. are they evil?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


the_sealmember
51 posts
Location: Oz


Posted:
I have been trying so long to convince doctors that I need an extra thumb on each hand - imagine the dexterity!!!

I would like to publicly aplogise for my comment about blind monkeys, it was both ill-timed and offensive. hehehe, I could sell ice to the eskimo's

By embodying a nolstalgia for the past in new materials we retard an acceptance of the present and by extension, the future, because the future is in the present
-Guerilla Television, 1971



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