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103 posts
Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

And what's the funnist part... he's an Aussie...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


i can see his mum saying "well i hope you learned your lesson young man..."

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

103 posts
Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA

Conversation between me and a guy friend:

Friend: dammit i'm bored
Vixen: https://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/03/1062548893255.html
Friend: yeah I am not sticking anything up my ass thank you
Vixen: lol it was just a suggestion
Friend: bad one

..... LMAO!

340 posts
Location: Australia

Look on the plus side, if he cant have sex, he cant have babies and thus can no longer add to the human gene pool!

step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.

MikeIconGOLD Member
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA

That had to be one serious firecracker to do that much damage. And really, who would put a firecracker in their ass to begin with. At least the Jackass guys used bottle rockets which flew OUT of their butt before exploding. This guy apparently falls into his own category of stupid... Beyond jackass... Beyond dumbass... Beyond Anna Nichole Smith even!

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

what a muppet! there is no way i would do that and i still do stupic stunts and tricks!

oh well, tis time to thin out the population!any volentiers?

Step (el-nombrie)

DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA

he cant have babies and thus can no longer add to the human gene pool
I believe that qualifies him for a Darwin Award!

[edit: just submitted him to darwinawards.com]

[ 07. September 2003, 01:51: Message edited by: Dio ]

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom

That's tragic. Poor Guy.

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Yup. Darwin Award, indeed. Although since the advent of the show "Jackass", the Darwin Awards have been swamped with entries.


Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

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