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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:ok ive seen this on other forums, and its usually quite funny
basically the principle is that we are going to write a colaborative(sp?) storey, you are only allowed 5 words per post and multiple consquetive posting is frowned upon.

ok i will start

one fine evening in deepest...


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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JinX


mushroom collector
Location: JHB, South Africa

Total posts: 208
Posted:hole every constructed by man......

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:...darkest Croydon, twelve sheep began...

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:to program mobile phones and.......

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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JinX


mushroom collector
Location: JHB, South Africa

Total posts: 208
Posted:clean dish washing liquard for

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.

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Nove
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

Nove

Unremarkable
Location: Cochrane

Total posts: 277
Posted:... the hugest party every thrown ....

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:by billy blue hat. suddenly.....

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Nove
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

Nove

Unremarkable
Location: Cochrane

Total posts: 277
Posted:... the giant man-eating chicken...

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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Blaze
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

member
Location: Halifax, N.S.

Total posts: 55
Posted:...fell off of his chair...

You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Me Like fire... hehe... he he... -, Me at the annual Busker Festival Downtown

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MikeIcon
GOLD Member since Mar 2003

MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA

Total posts: 2109
Posted:...and onto a pile of...

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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Nove
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

Nove

Unremarkable
Location: Cochrane

Total posts: 277
Posted:... mobile phones and dishwashing liquid!!

(Does dishwashing count as two words..?)


"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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onewheeldave
GOLD Member since Aug 2002

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield

Total posts: 3252
Posted:However, more was to come...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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JinX


mushroom collector
Location: JHB, South Africa

Total posts: 208
Posted:as a golfball rolled into

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.

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onewheeldave
GOLD Member since Aug 2002

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield

Total posts: 3252
Posted:Geraldines prized collection of porcelain...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:...gargoyles stolen from Notre Dame...

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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onewheeldave
GOLD Member since Aug 2002

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield

Total posts: 3252
Posted:by a monkey with enormous...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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Josphin


member
Location: Calgary

Total posts: 18
Posted:amounts of fun fire toys...

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RoDuS


member
Location: Australia qld

Total posts: 50
Posted:and lots of super robots

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:who could do perfect hyperloop

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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ASTRO FAERIE
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

ASTRO FAERIE

ummmmmmm.............
Location: Rotherham, UK

Total posts: 724
Posted:While eating a big banana

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:which to say the least...

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:.... isn't as cool as search ....

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onewheeldave
GOLD Member since Aug 2002

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield

Total posts: 3252
Posted:-ing for fleas in my

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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birdgirl
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

member
Location: scotland

Total posts: 48
Posted:top hat that

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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onewheeldave
GOLD Member since Aug 2002

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield

Total posts: 3252
Posted:had two words missing, "who

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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Nove
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

Nove

Unremarkable
Location: Cochrane

Total posts: 277
Posted:... would have thunk it?" ...

(*passes her extra word on to someone else as she is too lazy to use it*)


"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:...unfortunatley for them, my pants...

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Faberg
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

veteran
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 1459
Posted:burst into flames. I called

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile

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Doughnut


member
Location: Ealing

Total posts: 12
Posted:my friends closer and said

We are all empty in the middle...

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FlamingMonkey


member
Location: Colchester

Total posts: 50
Posted:Harry into the room. He...

Monkey see, Monkey do...

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ASTRO FAERIE
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

ASTRO FAERIE

ummmmmmm.............
Location: Rotherham, UK

Total posts: 724
Posted:started to turn into bubbles.....

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909

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