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oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok ive seen this on other forums, and its usually quite funny
basically the principle is that we are going to write a colaborative(sp?) storey, you are only allowed 5 words per post and multiple consquetive posting is frowned upon.

ok i will start

one fine evening in deepest...

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
hole every constructed by man......

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
...darkest Croydon, twelve sheep began...

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
to program mobile phones and.......

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
clean dish washing liquard for

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


NoveSILVER Member
Unremarkable
277 posts
Location: Cochrane, Canada


Posted:
... the hugest party every thrown ....

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
by billy blue hat. suddenly.....

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


NoveSILVER Member
Unremarkable
277 posts
Location: Cochrane, Canada


Posted:
... the giant man-eating chicken...

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


BlazeBRONZE Member
member
55 posts
Location: Halifax, N.S., Canada


Posted:
...fell off of his chair...

You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Me Like fire... hehe... he he... -, Me at the annual Busker Festival Downtown


MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
...and onto a pile of...

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


NoveSILVER Member
Unremarkable
277 posts
Location: Cochrane, Canada


Posted:
... mobile phones and dishwashing liquid!!

(Does dishwashing count as two words..?)

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
However, more was to come...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
as a golfball rolled into

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
Geraldines prized collection of porcelain...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
by a monkey with enormous...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Josphinmember
18 posts
Location: Calgary


Posted:
amounts of fun fire toys...

RoDuSmember
50 posts
Location: Australia qld


Posted:
and lots of super robots

oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
who could do perfect hyperloop

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
While eating a big banana

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
which to say the least...

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
.... isn't as cool as search ....

onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
-ing for fleas in my

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


birdgirlBRONZE Member
member
48 posts
Location: scotland


Posted:
top hat that

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
had two words missing, "who

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


NoveSILVER Member
Unremarkable
277 posts
Location: Cochrane, Canada


Posted:
... would have thunk it?" ...

(*passes her extra word on to someone else as she is too lazy to use it*)

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
...unfortunatley for them, my pants...

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
burst into flames. I called

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


Doughnutmember
12 posts
Location: Ealing


Posted:
my friends closer and said

We are all empty in the middle...


FlamingMonkeymember
50 posts
Location: Colchester


Posted:
Harry into the room. He...

Monkey see, Monkey do...


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
started to turn into bubbles.....

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
made of titanium that twitched....

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


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