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Another silly thread.
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Why is bellybutton fluff always blue!
I want red fluff, I've even tried dying it, but in the morning it's always blue!
it must be the smurfs...
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quote:Are there really no new silly questions left? Run a search, this has been discussed at length before
Why is bellybutton fluff always blue!
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Something that was discussed in the chat room yesterday:
Is Swiss Cheese a rip off? As it has holes you are effectively paying for air...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
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No its not, when you buy a pound of cheese you still get a pound of cheese, there is actually more swiss in a pound of cheese than say chedder!
Here is the real question, what do other countries call American Cheese"?
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
but what about the pre-packaged stuff? cos you don't pay for that by weight. Do they regulate the number of holes you get?
I have no idea what American cheese is, and so I guess they must call it something else.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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Location: Bath, UK
Has anyone seen that processed cheese stuff in an aerosol can?
No need to refridgerate!
EZ Cheez...
Because Cheese was oh so difficult before...
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cheese.com
I've even posted a revolting sounding cheese dessert from there in the HoP cookbook section
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r u guys still in here talking about cheese? i hope so, coz im at work and soooo bored, and it'd be a real shame for me to have to talk to myself about cheese. then i'd probably feel like a loser or something.
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as i just noticed the last post was dated from 2yrs ago, im gonna guess ur not still there, and im gonna leave. shame.
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Location: London/ Surrey
The closest thing to scary bendy fake-coloured American cheese that I've found over here are che cellophane wrapped cheese slices that we put in cheeseburgers....
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yea, i wouldnt call those celophane things cheese...
on the other hand stilton is a cheese
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They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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I like cheese
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Cheese is overrated.
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Location: Bath, UK
My cat likes cheese.
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MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!
I LIKE CHEESE!
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quote:Generally we call it crap Ray!!!!
Originally posted by Raymund Phule:
Here is the real question, what do other countries call American Cheese"?
Naw cheese is great. So many uses.
Cheese bicycles, cheese juggling hats, and even those reaally little cheese squares that they impale on sharp toothpicks and kill animals to accompany with. Sounds grusome when you put it like that !!!!
Hehehehehe. Just imagine -
"Here have some cheese"
"Oh no i oppose cruelty to cheese. Im sorry"
Lalalalalaaaa
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a fox.
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
cheese is great when it doesn't come from between your toes.
a fox indeed
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one fox
two fox
three fox
fore!
doink.
still can't believe it's not butter
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doink is not a number
it's a fraction.
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regular or top heavy?
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
regular please, i'm feelin' lactose intolerant today..
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Location: South Wales
certainly sir.
here is one regular doink
:doink:
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Please sir, can I have some more?
:doink: for all!!!
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
now that ima doinked up, i must say that it took me the longest time to 'get' the topic name .
now to put my monitor the right way up again..
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Agghh, very clever...
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