Magnus
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Location: Bath, UK
Member Since: 5th Sep 2002
Total posts: 279
Posted:Another silly thread.

Magnus... pay it forward

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Posted:Why is bellybutton fluff always blue!

I want red fluff, I've even tried dying it, but in the morning it's always blue!

it must be the smurfs...

PsyB.


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flid
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:quote:Why is bellybutton fluff always blue!Are there really no new silly questions left? Run a search, this has been discussed at length before

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frostypaw
Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Member Since: 28th Jul 2003
Total posts: 643
Posted:I don't really have a bellybutton.



I'm sure there must be new silly questions - but i could do horrible damage to my brain trying to think of them


I can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Something that was discussed in the chat room yesterday:

Is Swiss Cheese a rip off? As it has holes you are effectively paying for air...


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:No its not, when you buy a pound of cheese you still get a pound of cheese, there is actually more swiss in a pound of cheese than say chedder!

Here is the real question, what do other countries call American Cheese"?


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:but what about the pre-packaged stuff? cos you don't pay for that by weight. Do they regulate the number of holes you get?

I have no idea what American cheese is, and so I guess they must call it something else.


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frostypaw
Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Member Since: 28th Jul 2003
Total posts: 643
Posted:Processed cheese.

Tho there is also Monteray Jack.


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Magnus
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Location: Bath, UK
Member Since: 5th Sep 2002
Total posts: 279
Posted:Has anyone seen that processed cheese stuff in an aerosol can?

No need to refridgerate!

EZ Cheez...

Because Cheese was oh so difficult before...


Magnus... pay it forward

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Charles
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Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:A good laugh...in a serious way...

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* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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Charles
Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:A good laugh...in a serious way...

cheese.com

I've even posted a revolting sounding cheese dessert from there in the HoP cookbook section


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randomnumbers982136423529857
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Location: uk, london (temporarily in Flo...
Member Since: 20th Jul 2003
Total posts: 15
Posted:r u guys still in here talking about cheese? i hope so, coz im at work and soooo bored, and it'd be a real shame for me to have to talk to myself about cheese. then i'd probably feel like a loser or something.

Anatidaephobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

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randomnumbers982136423529857
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Location: uk, london (temporarily in Flo...
Member Since: 20th Jul 2003
Total posts: 15
Posted:as i just noticed the last post was dated from 2yrs ago, im gonna guess ur not still there, and im gonna leave. shame.

Anatidaephobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

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polythene
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Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:The closest thing to scary bendy fake-coloured American cheese that I've found over here are che cellophane wrapped cheese slices that we put in cheeseburgers....

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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oli
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:yea, i wouldnt call those celophane things cheese...
on the other hand stilton is a cheese


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:I like cheese

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:Cheese is overrated.

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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Magnus
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Location: Bath, UK
Member Since: 5th Sep 2002
Total posts: 279
Posted:My cat likes cheese.

Magnus... pay it forward

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UCOF
UCOF

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Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!

I LIKE CHEESE!


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Flameflinger
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Location: A mythical continent of fire a...
Member Since: 19th Jun 2003
Total posts: 27
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Raymund Phule:

Here is the real question, what do other countries call American Cheese"? Generally we call it crap Ray!!!!
Naw cheese is great. So many uses.

Cheese bicycles, cheese juggling hats, and even those reaally little cheese squares that they impale on sharp toothpicks and kill animals to accompany with. Sounds grusome when you put it like that !!!!

Hehehehehe. Just imagine -
"Here have some cheese"
"Oh no i oppose cruelty to cheese. Im sorry"

Lalalalalaaaa
M
(dont worry - im fine - just like the rest of you!!!! FINE LIKE A FOX - Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! I lost my sanity... ) and i cant get up.....


We are all in the gutter. But some of us are trying to set it alight...You can't be a proper country without a beer. Possibly an airline and a rugby team, but at the very least you need a beer.Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:a fox.

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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:cheese is great when it doesn't come from between your toes.
a fox indeed


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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:one fox
two fox
three fox
fore!

doink.


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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:doink is not a number
it's a fraction.


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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:regular or top heavy?

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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:regular please, i'm feelin' lactose intolerant today..

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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:certainly sir.

here is one regular doink

:doink:


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Please sir, can I have some more?

:doink: for all!!!


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:now that ima doinked up, i must say that it took me the longest time to 'get' the topic name .
now to put my monitor the right way up again..


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DeepSoulSheep
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:Agghh, very clever...

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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