Eera
BRONZE Member since May 2003

old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Austral...

Total posts: 1107
Posted:Well, they're out in force again, breeding like maggots with their sun damaged skin and done-with-a-pin-and-india-ink tattoos.

White van man.

What is it about these morons that makes them feel it's their god-given right to shout rubbish that is at best, annoying, and often deeply offensive crap at any passing female. In some dim recess of their CO poisoned little minds they think we somehow find "Wahaay! get yer tits out" flattering, rather than considering it verbal abuse.

The phenomenon seems to extend to groups of 17 year olds driving along with their baseball caps on backwards and the stereo cranked up to max. Boys, it's still your mum's Saxo and you really can't look at all cool in it.

Roll on winter.


There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:it pisses me off as well..

the ammount of times i have been verbally abused just walking down the street is stupid!


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frostypaw


Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent

Total posts: 643
Posted:Dont'cha wish you could take down their number plate and complain :S

and any decent retorts usually go right over their tiny little minds


I can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:yeah jon but some might say you encourage them by obliging the tits out requests...

quote:done-with-a-pin-and-india-ink tattoos damn! now that was funny


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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MikeIcon
GOLD Member since Mar 2003

MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA

Total posts: 2109
Posted:quote:and any decent retorts usually go right over their tiny little mindsThe finger is priceless for these situations. Everyone knows what it means and its quick so you dont have to try and shout really fast as they drive past.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3136
Posted:Move to essex. After a day or so you don't notice it anymore because it's just normal

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Dress scruffy. Then they ignore you. Works every time! Males in vehicles are one of the main reasons that I hate skirts.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 3989
Posted:Guts guys guys...these guys are simply misundertood. I've been to WhiteVanLand (Pukekohe) and can understand some of their language now

White van man translation protocol...


"Get yer tits out"
=
"I'm a virgin, and my dick is tiny"


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* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Narr


Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted:nice one charles!!

ps i just ignore them, i have better thing to do than show them any kind of reaction, which in teh end is what they do it for.


she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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plantgirlll


member
Location: Sydney Australia

Total posts: 150
Posted:My husband gave me a great t shirt.....

"Never mind my tits, show us ya dick!"



People take different roads seeking fulfillment & happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.-H. Jackson Browne

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Nathdaninja


member
Location: Manchester, England

Total posts: 271
Posted:quote: "Get yer tits out"
=
"I'm a virgin, and my dick is tiny"
LOL! I nearly spat my sausage butty all over my PC when I read that.


boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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Kat
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Kat

Pooh-Bah
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Total posts: 2211
Posted:I read in Metro that White Van Man is becoming Shiny Silver Van Man now, the breed is slowly evolving I was in regents park last week and was wearing a backless ('cept for a couple of strings) top, a jogger running behind me actually swivelled to turn around and gawp V. rude

Summer in London - I noticed as soon as the sun started to shine - men around our neighbourhood suddenly started checking people out. I was coming home from work one day at the beginning of summer and I was convinced my dress was stuck in my knickers or some other social faux pas. I wasn't different, the dress I had worn dozens of times, but a few rays of sunshine and suddenly everybody is in the mood for lovin!

I love observing others but I feel uncomfortable when I know I am at the end of someone elses observations. On the upside, I have had some laughs talking to strangers on the street / tube, I've talked to more strangers this summer than over the past year! People in general are far more friendly when its sunny!

As for 'Wayhaaay' comments - only thing is to ignore them. When I worked in Roppongi (Tokyo's sleazy foreigner district) I used to wear combats and t-shirts as I hated being mistaken for a hostess if I did make an effort to look nice! But screw that, as long as you are dressing for you, who gives a damn!


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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