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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Explains it all really.


Jelly wrestling!?!?!?


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frostypaw


Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent

Total posts: 643
Posted:What DOES jordan do?

When we went to Glasto my mate Adam had arranged a "guess the celeb" game to get us all talking/to know each other - the type where you have a sticker on your forehead and have to work out who you are through yes/no questions

I had Jordan - and I lost

Noone could think of anything specific she did - any questions i coulda asked that made it 'her'

so i ask y'all - what DOES Jordan do??


I can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:sex...lots of it.

and she has rather large tits.


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:scrap that last one...she has very large tits.

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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:She's a shameless attention seeker.

Hang on, that sounds familiar

*glances upward*



"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:shes a cucking funt.



*looks upwards*




you know i love you really mate.

deeply.

pasionatly.

internally...

or was it eternally??


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SaBBaS


enthusiast
Location: Madrid, Spain

Total posts: 215
Posted:quote:The drunken reveller had grabbed onto Jordan's artificially-inflated breasts to stop herself falling over after stumbling yes, the old stumbling trick....

Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:oh behiave, its a woman who slapped another, and the only reason you heard about it is because she is famous, and she only has a apblic face because she needs one!

leave her alone!

later days


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:do i have an apblic face?

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:no thats is why you post on web boards

Step (el-nombrie)

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:um...

ok..

(is that good or bad)

hang on!

you post on web boards too!

[ 08. August 2003, 02:37: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]


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frostypaw


Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent

Total posts: 643
Posted:quote:Originally posted by The United Chains of Fire (Jon):
do i have an apblic face? Definately.


I can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:whats an "apblic" face?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:its teh ugly shy form of a public face

Step (el-nombrie)

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Total posts: 2617
Posted:I'm confused, did you jelly come out of her boobs?

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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BurningByron


member
Location: Australia

Total posts: 340
Posted:Jelly wrestling is a sport where two girls wearing as little as possible wrestle in a kiddies pool full of jelly, often the wrestling turns into a good grope and a snog.

The Zanzibar (A nightclub in Perth Australia) is renown for its jelly wrestling and wet t-shit competitions. Apparently the teenyboppers cant get enough of it!


HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.

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Pyro_Tech


Pyro_Tech

Crazy Nutter stuck in Farmidale...
Location: Newcastle, Australia

Total posts: 264
Posted:We had a jelly wrestling competition at college for a 'boy/girl block party' - the idea of the party was to split the sexes and have separate parties for three hours to try and out do each other... We had a jelly wrestling competition and invited the boys from a rival group to judge the wrestling comp and a wet t-shirt comp... went over really well..! Our boys were suitably jealous when they arrived back from their party, which involved them running around in the bush in tartan rugs spitting blue food dye at each other playing 'braveheart' games....exciting stuff I'm sure!
hehe


We all take different paths in life, but no matter which path we take, we take a little of each other everywhere...

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