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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You become Durbs.

I wish I could stay off the internet long enough to finish my essay on India.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:i don't see that being a huge problem lol although i doubt he's want to be me!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:India gets lost as soon as you finish the essay, and you get marked down for doing an essay on a country that doesn't exist.

I wish my sister would stop reading over my shoulder.


Kupo!

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Posted:Granted but then everyone else in your family starts reading over your shoulder while your sister plays with matches and burns the place down.

I wish I have a 1968 shelby mustang in cherry red.


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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:You get the car, but the company thought you actually wanted CHERRYS. So you've got a car covered in Cherry's and each one of them contains some type of explosive powder so if you touch it it goes BOOM and so does your car.

I wish I controlled gravity so I could squish my brother.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Granted, but seeing as you failed to specify a car it turns out to be a feral horse named Shelby born in 1968 and painted cherry red by some maniac.

Now, to buck the trend.

I wish for terrible, terrible things to happen to me.

Corrupt THAT!


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:You squish him but then everyone hates you for it and never talks you again.


I wish for a performing monkey that uses a guide pony.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I knew that'd happen eventually. . . .

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You get the monkey, but it completely upstages you and you give up spinning and become an alcoholic.

I wish for a better rope dart.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:You get a better rope dart but you don't get better at rope dart, and knock yourself out every time you try and use it.
Thus fulfilling the wish that terrible things will happen!


I wish for a boy that kisses like a washing machine?!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Ypu get said boy. But despite your fetish for being whirlede around with your head underwater you soon get bored, start an affair with the toaster and promptly get electrocuted.

I wish I attracted as many females as I do males.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You attract females that only want to be your friend.

I wish I has a pet Ewok.


Kupo!

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:(But nearly all my friends ARE girls. frown )

You get a pet Ewok, but later discover it's actually my fifteen year old brother and are arrested for human trafficking.

I wish I could stop using the internet and do my essays.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:You are able to stop using the internet, but your next essay is about the internet therefore you're now completely screwed.

I wish Ben would move out!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Ben moves out, Jerry moves in.......too bad its the mouse.



I wish i could retire, and be finacially stable the rest of my life.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Posted:You retire, become finacially stable but you have leprosy and therefore cant write the checks for those bills.





I wish I was in a haunted house.


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You live in a haunted house. Unfortunately, it's a carnival ride and pesky tweens keep coming in when you're changing.

I wish I had a pilots liscence....


Kupo!

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:YOu get the pilots licence (When you can spell it) but unfortunately you didn't read the fine print when signing the forms and you turn our house into a helicopter landing zone and it crushes your room.

I wish everyone still loved me when I say YOU ALL JUST LOST! WHAHAHA!


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:They do. It's called 'tough love' tongue

I wish I'd stop losing the game ubblol


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you stop losing THE game, but start losing every other game.


I wish i had a wish that didnt turn out bad.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You got your wish granted, but everyone elses wishes still turn out better.

I wish I had a big red button.


Kupo!

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get yer button but seeing this big red button before you, you cant resist but to press it, which starts a long chain reaction of events, ultimatly, leading to your death, But hey, you got to press the big red button!


I wish i was a moogle.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get your wish but then somebody turns off the PS2 without saving the game

I wish I had both telepathic and telekinetic powers.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You accidentally make the moon crash down onto your head.

Oh, here's a hard one to corrupt:
I wish there would be a nuclear holocaust that ends all life on this planet.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:the nuclear holocaust happens, yet george bush and hillary clinton manage to survive and rebuild society.

I wish the PLAY 2006 dvd would come out already


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:I'd object that you didn't follow the "all life on this planet" clause but you know, I think you might have that covered.



The dvd comes out and you buy it. It's the wrong country code and you can't return it.



I wish for a bar of soap.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Groovy_Dream
Groovy_Dream

addict

Member Since: 26th May 2005
Total posts: 449
Posted:Yeh get the soap and cover your body with it, but then all the water in the universe runs out and you spend the rest of your life with crusty dried soap all over your body.

I wish i could read minds.


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:when reading your parents minds they start to think about sex.


I wish that I was a famous Hollywood actor.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you become a famous hollywood actor then fall into the pit of drugs and alcohol abuse, You die of an over dose at 33.


I wish i got a new truck


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:You get the new truck, but it has 63 illegal immigrant stow aways in the back and you are arrested and get a life sentence in jail for human trafficking.

I wish poje would change his picture...


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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