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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Preferably with own DV camera....
to move into residential property next door to one C@ntus J Fraggle.
Pleasant semi-detached house (good runner. One lady owner, from new) with majestic views of, erm... some woodland and a big field with moo cows in it... nestled in the picturesque Cheshire countryside....
Applicants must be mature and able to deal with the fact that the neighbour on the other side (very possibly) killed his parents, buried them in the back garden and built a small patio on them.
Oh and the fraggle occasionally accidentally sets the garden on fire with errant wicks. But he's getting better at that (or worse depending on how you view it).
Right. Should be swamped with offers after that sales pitch.
*sits back to wait for replies*
Preferably with own DV camera....
to move into residential property next door to one C@ntus J Fraggle.
Pleasant semi-detached house (good runner. One lady owner, from new) with majestic views of, erm... some woodland and a big field with moo cows in it... nestled in the picturesque Cheshire countryside....
Applicants must be mature and able to deal with the fact that the neighbour on the other side (very possibly) killed his parents, buried them in the back garden and built a small patio on them.
Oh and the fraggle occasionally accidentally sets the garden on fire with errant wicks. But he's getting better at that (or worse depending on how you view it).
Right. Should be swamped with offers after that sales pitch.
*sits back to wait for replies*
Meh
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
me! me!
but you have to donate all your computer time to my second brain
me! me!
but you have to donate all your computer time to my second brain
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You need to move in before october (cos that's when i leave to go meet the fluffy one in India).
You need to move in before october (cos that's when i leave to go meet the fluffy one in India).
Meh
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
well stop it. i want to sell it.
quote:hang on...are you selling someone elses house?
Originally posted by C@ntus:
to move into residential property next door to one C@ntus J Fraggle.
well stop it. i want to sell it.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok. the story is: old lady next door wants to move out. The last time people moved onto our street they were boring and seriously not my type of people (my brother says the wife looks like Gillian Anderson but i don't see that as a plus).
So I was hoping that some kind, friendly but-not-so-good-at-staff-spinning-as-to-show-me-up individual would move into old lady's house and give me someone to chat to/spin with/save me having to go meet up with Trippy Hippy.....
Surely that's not too much to ask, is it?
Ok. the story is: old lady next door wants to move out. The last time people moved onto our street they were boring and seriously not my type of people (my brother says the wife looks like Gillian Anderson but i don't see that as a plus).
So I was hoping that some kind, friendly but-not-so-good-at-staff-spinning-as-to-show-me-up individual would move into old lady's house and give me someone to chat to/spin with/save me having to go meet up with Trippy Hippy.....
Surely that's not too much to ask, is it?
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
hold on....
dosnt that mean they get to see you spin?
and rob, I dont think youve reached 'medochre' yet.
T
hold on....
dosnt that mean they get to see you spin?
and rob, I dont think youve reached 'medochre' yet.
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
surely not? noone has ever seen him spin.....
and sadly it is true...still passing through 'abysmal', with 'Dire' and 'mediocre' to get through before i reach 'medochre'
surely not? noone has ever seen him spin.....
and sadly it is true...still passing through 'abysmal', with 'Dire' and 'mediocre' to get through before i reach 'medochre'
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
My neighbours get to see me spin every single day Nix?. In all weathers.
it's just my peers that don't.
Although at Glasters I span in front of Knoxious. But in my defence, it was dark and he wasn't bl**dy sitting there when i started.
My neighbours get to see me spin every single day Nix?. In all weathers.
it's just my peers that don't.
Although at Glasters I span in front of Knoxious. But in my defence, it was dark and he wasn't bl**dy sitting there when i started.
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
oh and hehehe
T :runoutofsmileys:
oh and hehehe
T :runoutofsmileys:
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
*puts in a bid of about $20*
*searches through pockets for more change?*
I'm a less than mediocre spinner C@ntus, so you wouldnt feel threatened at all with me around
*nod*
*puts in a bid of about $20*
*searches through pockets for more change?*
I'm a less than mediocre spinner C@ntus, so you wouldnt feel threatened at all with me around
*nod*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think it's in the region of £80,000 - so keep scratching round for loose change.
I think it's in the region of £80,000 - so keep scratching round for loose change.
Meh
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Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
so the picture is this:
old bag is selling the house for eighty gees
you want some one less fortunate as to your abillities to snap it up and move in ASAP
then you bog off to india with miss fluff?
some ****ing future neighbour you are.... and there i was planning on winning that damn lottery
so the picture is this:
old bag is selling the house for eighty gees
you want some one less fortunate as to your abillities to snap it up and move in ASAP
then you bog off to india with miss fluff?
some ****ing future neighbour you are.... and there i was planning on winning that damn lottery
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
ah you've spotted the flaw in my plan. I was hoping no one would notice....
ah you've spotted the flaw in my plan. I was hoping no one would notice....
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
But you could still keep my house company in my absense.
And someone needs to feed my tortoise....
But you could still keep my house company in my absense.
And someone needs to feed my tortoise....
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
This sales attempt failied (heaven knows why) and a fat and slightly operatic family moved in whilst i was travelling the world.
Evidently the estate agenty people misunderstood.
This sales attempt failied (heaven knows why) and a fat and slightly operatic family moved in whilst i was travelling the world.
Evidently the estate agenty people misunderstood.
Meh
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