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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
This thread has just hi-jacked itself, and gone completely off-topic before it's even been replied to. Is that a paradox, or just silly?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
it still doesnt explain when the fair maiden shall be arriving.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
...or why when water turns dry and the sky falls inside-up that its everyone but the politicians that notice until the queen eventually takes a shit-piss on a corgi and shakes the nation into a reaction.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


spiralxveteran
1,376 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
"Moo," said the happy cow.

"Moo," said the happy cow.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
that was a non-sequitur

this is a digression

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ello.

i am arry.

i am a effalump.

i do not like heffluence.

or eels.

or igh eels.

craig daaaaaaaavid!

Its proper bo I tell thee.

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
POINT!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


FlamingMonkeymember
50 posts
Location: Colchester


Posted:
I AM THE LORD OF HELL FIRE,
AND I BRING YOU...

Monkey see, Monkey do...


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
.. half a tube of wart cream.

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Dirty nappy!!!!!

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


King Of Bongoaddict
522 posts
Location: Berlin


Posted:
run to the hills!!!

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
did you notice that the last two posts had exclamation marks? And this one doesn't?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Josphinmember
18 posts
Location: Calgary


Posted:
but it doesn't matter about the amount, or latter mentioned lack there of, of exclamation makrs, what truely matters, and is also the most pressing issue on every ones mind(come on, i can tell, i can see it in your eyes) is wether or not the "7 habits for highly effective satan worshipers" is any good, i havn't read it, but i heard from the albatros that lives under my bed that it's not a very worth while movie to go see...he suggested just sitting at home and renting "snakes and ladders" to watch

Latexmember
55 posts

Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by simian:
that was a non-sequitur

non-sequitur: see also ballbearing.

lasersurgeGOLD Member
member
100 posts
Location: no home, between homes, always at home, Germany


Posted:
i wish my wish would not come true

people are people


Flower fairyBRONZE Member
member
98 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thurs a snake in ma boooot!

some people take a walk in the rain and others just get wet

Smiling is infectious. Please pass this on.


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Wibble!

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


birdgirlBRONZE Member
member
48 posts
Location: scotland


Posted:
only one wibble,mind,because two wibbles together
make a wobble and its really hard to save a wobbling universe,just ask the aardvarks they are forever having to reset the space time continuum,but they did so well last year they got a universe saving trophy,(they only saved the planet the year before so they got a key ring)

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i got a dirty placemat

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Eeep......

Ohh hell I'm lost in this thread!!! These are for you Rozi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bams

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


Magnusmember
279 posts
Location: Bath, UK


Posted:
which reminds me, I must get round to looking in that bag...

Magnus... pay it forward


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
what bag?!? what's in the bag?!?

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
queen rag and an old hag were reading a dirty porn mag. Old hag said blag, queen rag said zag. Speaking of which.,..where are zig and zag?

ok then....zig and zag were reading a saucy mag. zags bird was a hag, zag's mate zig's bird was queen hag who bought a bag to go shopping with.

but the bag broke when she spoke about bike spokes, suddenly roni size appeared and said "Who told you you could do it like this?"., so they stopped and flew through a hole in the clouds on the back of a giant anchovie.

Oooooh look! its craig from big brother...locked in avid merrions cupboard. I like chains....or is that cheese?

ping?

pong?

bing?

bong, long, dong rong, wong, song, gong, tong, kong, hong, mong, nong, vong, cong, zong, fong, qong.

sitting on my own i see the trees and the bees and outside a woman is staring at me through a toilet roll.

Predicating the predicament of predictable badgers.

i own a cadillac. it has four wheels and no nose.
how does it smell?
awful!

i must protest about this thread.

no i shouldnt.

indeed

boing boing weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ive invented a new word. Its is a conjunction which shall be used to join sentences.

This new word is "and"

you shall all use it from now on.

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
"Eskimo"
-Heathers

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Matthew B-MLemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds


Posted:
This thread is almost as mad as the Word Dissocation one. This post may or may not contain nuts. Contents sold by weight not volume, may settle in transit. This post is fictional. Any reference to any persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just putting in the recommended daily allowence of the mention of the colour pink.
"Pink"

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
as Amy K (Em) asked me lastnight..

"would you like a sandwich?"

lasersurgeGOLD Member
member
100 posts
Location: no home, between homes, always at home, Germany


Posted:
anyway, so then i says to mayble, i says........

people are people


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
"has it got a special mark reinie ?" " do you want a bag for your bag ?"

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


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